Outrageous Fortune

The West family is attacked on all fronts by an evil malevolent force.

Van's sperm becomes the stuff of legend and Munter takes the piss, Hoochie Mama turns it all the way up to 11 and Pascalle gets herself a bloke.

Wolf feels violated, Pascalle's new boyfriend has the hots for an entirely different member of the family and Loretta and Grandpa repair a few fences and crack a safe.

Loretta fights a double-headed parental monster, and Van and Munter are the Cray Brothers.

Jethro puts himself on the stand as Van becomes Sparky's private fantasy, a Hoochie Mama fantasy gets a man literally crotchless and Pascalle fantasises about Hayden's marital intentions.

Three women are prisoners of love - and two men are knights in shining armour.

A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing: Cheryl gets wind of the Big Job, and her attempts to save Van from Wolf and peril have big consequences. Pascalle decides to share the love and takes up a temporary career in nursing.

Wolf goes to work, Van goes to the rescue and Cheryl goes to purgatory.

Wolf's disappearance gives everyone a chop to chew on, Cheryl doubts her future with Judd, Pascalle goes bush and Van fears the wrath of Tyson.

Cheryl audits her life and Loretta finds she has trusted her education to a worthy opponent.

There are all manner of bedfellows - some more unlikely than others.

Van tries to buy a dream home and Pascalle finds her dream job. Meanwhile Munter's middle name is Iago, Judd feels like Judas and Jethro does a Hamlet.

Grandpa's safe-cracking attempts nearly bring down the house, and also raise a ghost. Loretta gets the awful truth about a very important question.

If you accidentally sleep with your half-brother, can that be counted as incest?

When the least likely person finds salvation, Cheryl stands to lose and Pascalle decides she needs to be born again.

Cheryl is happy at last, but hasn't reckoned on a lone Wolf with big plans.

A traditional Kiwi Christmas with a uniquely West family twist.