RiffTrax Shorts

In riffing the At Your Fingertips series, we've covered grasses, cylinders, boxes...if it is identifiable as "garbage", the folks at ACI Films tried to get kids to make revolting crafts out of it. And now, how to build a general TYPE of garbage-craft! We're proud to present this live version of At Your Fingertips: Floats performed at our legendary RiffTrax Live: The Room show!

You probably think you know how to outline a high school essay. You'd probably even be arrogant enough to say that, once or twice in your life, you've "built" an outline. Well, Coronet Films is here to let you know you're wrong, dead wrong, you deranged fool. But Coronet will do its best to teach you how, with Building An Outline... that is, if you've got the guts.

Mary Jo wants a puppy. Mary Jo gets a puppy. Mary Jo's family can't sleep because the puppy is confined to the kitchen and cries all night. Everyone is pretty fed up with Mary Jo and her puppy until... Mary Jo comes up with a plan so "Out There" that it just might work!

David has trouble following instructions. Namely, the instruction "For the love of god, do not appear in a Coronet educational short." Fortunately, some animated creatures are here to help him learn. There's a friendly owl, three depressed elephants, and a turtle. There's always a turtle. Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for what we believe is the 3,204th Coronet short they've riffed!

This DIY video shows you how to build your very own friendship, step-by-step! Start with traits like courtesy, kindness, and honesty, then add buddies Bridget and Mary Jo to laugh along with! Brought to you by Alfred Higgins, this short film explores the qualities that help you forge rewarding relationships with people you otherwise wouldn't want anything to do with!

There's a decent chance Susan is actually a large naked mole rat. But fortunately she realizes she needs glasses, not when a concerned adult intervenes, but when she reads (somehow) a children's book about magical glasses. Thrill as Susan tries to mend all the social bridges she burned by finding a pair of glasses that don't make her look like naked mole rat Elton John.

The Spring Collection offers you three stylish shorts at one sensible price! Includes Fashion for Go Getters featuring hunky Dartmouth jocks critiquing the latest trends. In Accent on Spring, a kooky gal takes a psychological look at mens sportswear. And closing the show is a far out trip from Westinghouse about coordinating your clothing to your refrigerator!