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Two and a Half Men

7.1200712 Seasons16+Subtitles and Closed CaptionsX-Ray

The Emmy®-winning fourth season of television’s top comedy starts with a shock (Alan’s getting divorced…again) and ends with a rock, the diamond that Evelyn’s new boyfriend wants to put on her finger. In between though, Charlie Harper’s hip Malibu beach house is the place for laughs, gorgeous girls, single parenthood, celebrity neighbors, family dynamics, more girls and more laughs!

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Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
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Episodes (24)

  1. 1. Working for Caligula

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 17, 200616+Subtitles

    In the season premiere, Charlie deals with the immediate aftermath of his canceled wedding--and Alan's impulsive new marriage to 22-year-old Kandi (series star APRIL BOWLBY).

  2. 2. Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 24, 200616+Subtitles

    Alan feels guilty when Charlie finally tells him why he broke up with Mia. The truth is that Charlie and Mia didn't get married because she had wanted Alan and Jake to move out.

  3. 3. The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

    Not available21 minutesOctober 1, 200616+Subtitles

    Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl--with disastrous results. Later, after nearly drowning, he tells Alan that when Charlie's life was hanging in the balance.

  4. 4. A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

    Not available21 minutesOctober 8, 200616+Subtitles

    Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog after Kandi walks away from their split with both the condominium and the car.

  5. 5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    Not available21 minutesOctober 15, 200616+Subtitles

    Alan is overjoyed that he'll no longer owe Judith alimony when she marries her new fiancé, Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES - "The Drew Carey Show").

  6. 6. Apologies for the Frivolity

    Not available20 minutesOctober 22, 200616+Subtitles

    Although Charlie doesn't get along with his sharp-tongued, passive- aggressive mother, he is strangely attracted to Lydia, a blonde high-end real estate agent.

  7. 7. Repeated Blows to his Unformed Head

    Not available21 minutesNovember 5, 200616+Subtitles

    When Berta swears vengeance on the married man who got her daughter, Naomi, pregnant, she forces Charlie to come with her. Meanwhile, Naomi helps Berta with the housework.

  8. 8. Release the Dogs

    Not available21 minutesNovember 12, 200616+Subtitles

    Unable to sleep, Alan takes Charlie's suggestion and goes for a jog on the beach. Alan turns to a psychiatrist in the hope that discovering the source of his insomnia will help alleviate it.

  9. 9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Not available21 minutesNovember 19, 200616+Subtitles

    Charlie becomes annoyed with Alan for constantly borrowing money and promising to pay. When Alan leaves Charlie with the check after dinner, Charlie tries to beat him at his own game.

  10. 10. Kissing Abe Lincoln

    Not available21 minutesNovember 26, 200616+Subtitles

    Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia (recurring guest star KATHERINE LaNASA) and Berta as they fight for his allegiance, each thinking the other has crossed the line.

  11. 11. Walnuts and Demerol

    Not available21 minutesDecember 10, 200616+Subtitles

    As Charlie prepares for a steamy Christmas Eve alone with his date, his friends and family keep dropping in and staying until Charlie finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party.

  12. 12. Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 7, 200716+Subtitles

    When Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi, Alan expects trouble. But Berta's reaction is surprising--and much worse--than Alan could have imagined.

  13. 13. Don't Worry Speed Racer

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 21, 200716+Subtitles

    Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and her fiancé, Herb, having sex, and he formulates a theory as to why his mom constantly gives Herb directions in bed.

  14. 14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 4, 200716+Subtitles

    After getting to know Danielle, the guys' hot new neighbor, Charlie discovers that she shares some common interests with Alan and proceeds--with ulterior motives--to set them up.

  15. 15. My Damn Stalker

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 11, 200716+Subtitles

    When Rose announces that she is moving to London permanently, Charlie doesn't listen at first. But he eventually realizes that he must face his true feelings for her.

  16. 16. Young People Have Phlegm Too

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 18, 200716+Subtitles

    A sexy young girl whom Charlie has been dating cajoles him into going to a hot new club. But when they arrive, Charlie and Alan are mortified to learn that the partygoers consider them old.

  17. 17. I Merely Slept With A Commie

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 25, 200716+Subtitles

    After Alan and Charlie tell Evelyn that none of her acquaintances will mourn her when she dies, she bitterly ignores them for a few weeks.

  18. 18. It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Not available21 minutesMarch 18, 200716+Subtitles

    When Jake starts covering his walls with posters of sexy women, Alan realizes that his son is almost grown up. He makes a last-minute attempt at father-son bonding.

  19. 19. Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Not available21 minutesApril 8, 200716+Subtitles

    As Judith and Herb's wedding nears, Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, Myra. But Charlie's flirtation does not please Judith, who orders Alan to make Charlie stop pursuing Myra.

  20. 20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Not available21 minutesApril 15, 200716+Subtitles

    While Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding, Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister, Myra. Charlie gets a surprise from Myra after admitting that he truly likes her.

  21. 21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Not available21 minutesApril 22, 200716+Subtitles

    When Greg (MATT ROTH), a single father from Alan's support group who has been spending a lot of time with Alan, reveals that he is gay, Charlie suspects that Greg is attracted to Alan.

  22. 22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Not available21 minutesApril 29, 200716+Subtitles

    Jake experiences a windfall when Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck in a hellish Department of Motor Vehicles office.

  23. 23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Not available21 minutesMay 6, 200716+Subtitles

    Charlie loses a woman he is dating to a young, handsome handyman, Fernando (Grammy Award-winning recording artist ENRIQUE IGLESIAS), who is working on Charlie's house.

  24. 24. Prostitutes and Gelato

    Not available20 minutesMay 13, 200716+Subtitles

    Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy, invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet. MIKE CONNORS ("Mannix") guest stars as Hugo.

Additional Details

Warner Bros.
Amazon Maturity Rating
16+ Young Adults. Learn more