A Bit of Fry and Laurie

A man tells his son of his true identity, while a pint of milk finds itself before a medieval court. Finally, Hugh provides piano accompaniment as Stephen mixes up a cocktail.

Hugh reminisces about the variety of jobs he's had since moving to London including working as a freelance nudist and a language barrier causes problems for a businessman.

A man gets more than he bargained for when he goes to buy a pair of shoes and Stephen remembers 'the day I forgot my legs'.

An elderly man looks for a get well card and there's the scary tale of the Red Hat of Patferrick.

An angry customer attempts to return a copy of Jane Eyre, his reason being 'it's complete balls' and once again it's time to mix another cocktail while Hugh plays some smooth jazz.

The owner of a magic shop cuts off his customer's finger in a trick guillotine and Elizabeth Martin is cooking up human ears, testicles and sweetbreads on Tahitian Kitchen.