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Two And A Half Men

Welcome back to the Harpers' Malibu beach house – home to one of the funniest TV comedy hits in a long, long time. Resolute bachelor Charlie's trying (but not very hard) to remember the name of the girl currently taking a shower upstairs.
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Episodes

  1. S2 E1 - Back off Mary Poppins
    September 19, 2004
    20min
    13+
    Charlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's young son, Jake, came to stay with him.
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  2. S2 E2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
    September 26, 2004
    21min
    16+
    At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceramic giraffe he vindictively took from Judith during the divorce.
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  3. S2 E3 - A Bag Full of Jawea
    October 3, 2004
    19min
    16+
    Jake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended, Miss Pasternak, practically naked in Charlie's kitchen.
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  4. S2 E4 - Go Get Mommy's Bra
    October 10, 2004
    21min
    13+
    Jake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, and he promises to teach Jake how to snorkel and scuba dive.
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  5. S2 E5 - Bad News from the Clinic?
    October 17, 2004
    21min
    13+
    Charlie dates a woman, Sherri, who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--a female Charlie. But Charlie doesn't like the way Sherri treats him.
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  6. S2 E6 - The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance
    October 24, 2004
    21min
    13+
    When Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the charge, as he has ever since the incident took place.
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  7. S2 E7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
    November 7, 2004
    21min
    13+
    In order to serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful lately to his mother, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to give their own mother a party.
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  8. S2 E8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
    November 14, 2004
    21min
    13+
    Alan's expectations for a first date with Nancy, a woman he met while shopping for groceries, are far exceeded when she introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed.
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  9. S2 E9 - Yes, Monsignor
    November 21, 2004
    21min
    13+
    Charlie encounters Lisa, the woman he thought was "the one" until she informed him of her engagement another man. He's thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out.
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  10. S2 E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater
    November 28, 2004
    21min
    13+
    Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon, but Jake hates the song. Realizing that Jake knows the comic better than he does, Charlie enlists his nephew's help.
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  11. S2 E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
    December 12, 2004
    21min
    13+
    Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering.
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  12. S2 E12 - A Lungful of Alan
    January 2, 2005
    21min
    13+
    Jamie, Alan's close high school friend, visits Alan at the house. Charlie used to make fun of Jamie when they were teenagers and they both vie for her affections.
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  13. S2 E13 - Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get off my hair)
    January 16, 2005
    20min
    13+
    When an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily--much to Charlie's displeasure.
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  14. S2 E13 - Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
    21min
    13+
    Alan invites Judith to stay.
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  15. S2 E14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
    January 30, 2005
    21min
    13+
    After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives.
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  16. S2 E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
    22min
    13+
    Charlie tries to distract Alan.
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  17. S2 E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
    February 6, 2005
    21min
    16+
    On a boring, rainy weekend, Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas. Apprehensive about his upcoming colonoscopy, Alan agrees that the diversion will be good for him.
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  18. S2 E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
    February 13, 2005
    21min
    16+
    Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
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  19. S2 E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
    22min
    13+
    Jake stays with Alan and Charlie.
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  20. S2 E17 - Woo-hoo, a Hernia Exam!
    February 20, 2005
    21min
    13+
    While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan--a chiropractor--help him.
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  21. S2 E18 - It Was Mame, Mom
    March 6, 2005
    21min
    13+
    Charlie masquerades as a homosexual so that Eric will continue to give Charlie more jingles. Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his gay partner and attend a party hosted by Eric.
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  22. S2 E19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
    March 20, 2005
    21min
    13+
    While at a coffee shop, Alan and Charlie encounter Sherri, a woman who once dated Charlie just so she could have sex with him. Alan is enchanted with her beauty.
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  23. S2 E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
    January 10, 2004
    21min
    13+
    Evelyn harasses Charlie and Judith bills Alan for an expensive pair of tennis shoes. Unable to express the anger they have towards the women, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other.
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  24. S2 E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
    May 1, 2005
    20min
    13+
    While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died.
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  25. S2 E22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
    May 8, 2005
    21min
    16+
    After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs his brother that Alan has sold his soul to the devil. Evelyn proves Charlie is right.
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Content advisory
Alcohol usesmokingfoul languagesexual content
Subtitles
None available
Directors
James WiddoesGary HalvorsonPamela FrymanJeff MelmanRob SchillerAndy AckermanTed WassAndrew D. WeymanLee AronsohnJon Cryer
Producers
Chuck LorreLee AronsohnEric TannenbaumKim TannenbaumMark BurgOren Koules
Starring
Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. Jones
Studio
Warner Bros.
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