Two And A Half Men

Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him. He begins to suspect that he is the child's father.

Alan (series star JON CRYER) lends Charlie money and crosses a line in h is attempts to get it back.

Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) tries beer.

Charlie romances Alans sweet receptionist (guest star KELLY STABLES) as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.

The guys bump into Jake's former teacher, Miss Paternak. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.

When Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) kicks Herb (recurring star RYAN STILES) to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Alan tries to escape Judiths grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL pl ayer (guest star MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN), and Charlie is left to cover his back.

Charlies new girlfriend, Chelsea (guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR) asks him t o spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.

One of Charlies old partners in crime dies, leaving Charlie to reevaluate his own reckless lifestyle. Along with Oscar® nominee guest star JAMES EARL JONES as himself.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist. Multiple Emmy® Award winner CAROL KANE guest stars as Melissas mother.

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Convinced that Alans family doesnt fully appreciate him, Melissa (guest star KELLY STABLES) invites Alan to live with her and her mom (guest sta r CAROL KANE).

Charlie finds himself in couples counseling.

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman (guest star DIORA BAIRD) from his bedroom before Chelsea (guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR) arrives.

Charlie tells Chelsea (guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR) that he loves her, but doesn't get the response he expects.

Chelsea gets sick – and Charlie wants nothing to do with her.

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman.

Evelyn meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her new friend… Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY)!

After Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in and he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house.

Alan and Chelsea become best friends; and Charlie likes it.

Charlie questions his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital.