Never Ever Do This At Home

Wilson and Sousa test common household warnings by doing exactly what each warning says not to do. They set off fireworks indoors, build and use a walk-in microwave oven, and toss a propane-filled cooking canister into a fire.

Wilson & Sousa ignore the "never play with your food" warning & test which foods are most flammable. They also test "never play baseball indoors" "never cook eggs in their shell in the microwave" & "never play with electricity."

Hosts Teddy Wilson and Norm Sousa experiment with rockets to speed up the slow process of drying laundry, try cooking with space heaters, play indoor golf and demonstrate why deep-frying frozen foods is a bad idea.

Hosts Norm Sousa and Teddy Wilson try heating a bottle of champagne in the microwave, use chemistry to add a sunroof to Teddy's car and wager on which is the more crafty vermin: indoor mice or outdoor raccoons?

Hosts Teddy Wilson and Norm Sousa discover why driving with open gasoline containers in the back of the car is a no-no. Also: how to keep a barbecue lit in the rain and why overfilling your waterbed is a bad idea.

Host Norm Sousa and Teddy Wilson find out why explosives are rarely used in cooking or interior design. Plus, a full-size remote control car puts Norm in the back seat with Teddy at the wheel.

Rainy day boredom inspires hosts Teddy Wilson and Norm Sousa to try indoor target practice with a crossbow and indoor grilling with a charcoal barbecue. They also discover why propane-filled balloons aren't as fun as they sound.

Hosts Norm Sousa & Teddy Wilson play with fire - first in a race to light a fuse without a match, then trying to light candles from across the living room. They also find out why firefighters are really scared of oxygen fires.

Hosts Teddy Wilson & Norm Sousa learn why overinflating tires isn't wise, experiment with explosives again for a home reno project, and attempt to move furniture with dry ice. Plus, is beer flowing from the faucets possible?

Hosts Norm Sousa and Teddy Wilson try gardening with explosives, build a DIY home alarm, and discover that the fastest way to move a piano isn't necessarily the best. Plus, a fiery twist is added to the sport of indoor bowling.

Hosts Wilson & Sousa invent a dangerous new way to cook using cooking spray, try out destructive new ways to win a food fight & find a very messy new way to whip cream. Also: why you should never, ever mix water and hot oil.

Hosts Norm Sousa and Teddy Wilson attempt to build an in-ground hot tub with explosives, use glow sticks to try and create the world's biggest night light, and attempt to remove an entire exterior wall of the house.

Hosts Sousa & Wilson add an explosive twist to skeet shooting, try to invent a faster way to paint a room, & in their final experiment of the season, learn why you should never, ever introduce a spark when you smell a gas leak.