Sign In

This title may not be available to watch from your location. Go to to see the video catalog in United States.

Two and a Half Men

7.1201412 Seasons13+Subtitles and Closed CaptionsX-Ray

Emmy® winner Jon Cryer stars alongside the talented Ashton Kutcher in the Emmy®-nominated Two and a Half Men as the hit comedy returns for its 11th season. Another year of bachelorhood is sure to bring new adventures for roommates Walden Schmidt (Kutcher) and Alan Harper (Cryer), especially when a niece of Alan’s, who shares a few characteristics with her father, shows up at the beach house.

العربية, 中文(繁體), Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, 中文(简体)
Audio Languages
Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
By playing a video, you agree to our Terms of Use

Episodes (22)

  1. 1. Nangnangnangnang

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 25, 201313+Subtitles

    On the season 11 premiere, Alan (JON CRYER) is shocked when Charlie’s long-lost daughter (AMBER TAMBLYN) shows up at Walden’s beach house to connect with what’s left of her family.

  2. 2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Not available21 minutesOctober 2, 201313+Subtitles

    When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn (recurring star HOLLAND TAYLOR) and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (recurring guest star CARL REINER). Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey’s “other man.”

  3. 3. This Unblessed Biscuit

    Not available21 minutesOctober 9, 201313+Subtitles

    Walden (series star ASHTON KUTCHER) and Alan think it may be time for Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL) to retire when she injures her back at work.

  4. 4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Not available21 minutesOctober 16, 201313+Subtitles

    Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair is jeopardized.

  5. 5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Not available21 minutesOctober 23, 201313+Subtitles

    Alan befriends Lyndsey’s boyfriend Larry (guest star D.B. SWEENEY) in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn’t. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.

  6. 6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Not available20 minutesNovember 6, 201313+Subtitles

    When Alan learns Walden knows LYNDA CARTER, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

  7. 7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Not available21 minutesNovember 13, 201313+Subtitles

    Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey’s jealousy throws a wrench in their evening. JEFF PROBST makes a guest appearance as himself.

  8. 8. Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room

    Not available21 minutesNovember 20, 201313+Subtitles

    Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept help from Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).

  9. 9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Not available21 minutesDecember 4, 201313+Subtitles

    Walden’s date with an accident-prone model (KATE MINER) goes on much longer than expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.

  10. 10. On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

    Not available21 minutesDecember 11, 201313+Subtitles

    Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand (guest star ALY MICHALKA) and Alan’s transgender girlfriend’s ex-wife (guest star DIANE FARR) hits on him.

  11. 11. Taze in the Lady Nuts

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 1, 201413+Subtitles

    Walden joins his beautiful former employee (ODETTE ANABLE) on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend (ALY MICHALKA) or risk losing her.

  12. 12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 8, 201413+Subtitles

    Alan lets Lyndsey’s boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.

  13. 13. Bite me, Supreme Court

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 29, 201413+Subtitles

    After Marty proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (guest stars TIM CONWAY, STEVE LAWRENCE and GARRY MARSHALL).

  14. 14. Three Fingers of Créme de Menthe

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 5, 201413+Subtitles

    After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn’t tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he’s a man’s man.

  15. 15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 26, 201413+Subtitles

    Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears that she and Brooke are growing apart.

  16. 16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Not available21 minutesMarch 5, 201413+Subtitles

    Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey & Larry’s relationship when he starts dating Larry’s sister, Gretchen.

  17. 17. Welcome Home, Jake

    Not available21 minutesMarch 12, 201413+Subtitles

    Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry’s sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles with telling Barry (guest star CLARK DUKE) to find his own place.

  18. 18. West Side Story

    Not available21 minutesApril 2, 201413+Subtitles

    Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend Kate’s (BROOKE D’ORSAY) boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan’s (aka Jeff Strongman) house.

  19. 19. Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Not available21 minutesApril 9, 201413+Subtitles

    Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she’s “The One” – that is, until he meets Vivian (MILA KUNIS) and becomes convinced that she’s “The One.” Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.

  20. 20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Not available21 minutesApril 23, 201413+Subtitles

    Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues.

  21. 21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    Not available21 minutesApril 30, 201413+Subtitles

    Alan’s girlfriend, Gretchen, insists that he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

  22. 22. Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    Not available21 minutesMay 7, 201413+Subtitles

    Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences on the Season Eleven Finale.

Additional Details

Warner Bros.
Amazon Maturity Rating
13+ Teens. Learn more