Honest Trailers

In brightest day, in blackest night, Green Lantern won't escape our sight!! You've been demanding this one since the very first Honest Trailer - so we figured it was time to shine a (green) light on one of the most disappointing superhero movies ever.

With Fast Six coming out this memorial day - we took on FAST FIVE! The only "Fast & Furious" sequel that matters - since it took away all the stupid street racing.

With Star Trek Intro Darkness coming out next week, we thought we'd lay Into JJ Abrams' Original... So put your phasers on laugh and boldly go to where no Trekkie has gone before: a cool Star Trek movie.

Before you see Iron Man 3, revisit the film that should lower your expectations... Iron Man 2! The forgettable placeholder while they worked on the script for The Avengers.

Since you guys REALLY asked for this one - We sat and watched all eight movies (20 HOURS of Harry Potter!) so you could relive the moment or two you liked.

You demanded it... So don't get mad at us! Honest Trailer: Jurassic Park - Spielberg's last truly awesome popcorn flick before becoming an old sap.

In honor of the movie musical Les Miserables - we decided to make a Musical Honest Trailer. Trust us, it sounds way better than Russell Crowe.

Part 4 of the Twilight Saga... Breaking Dawn Parts 1 & 2 - or the one where Bella and Edward finally do it. #HonestTrailers

This Valentine's Day... Send this to your girlfriend so she doesn't make you watch The Notebook again. #HonestTrailers

His name is Bond, James Bond... and everyone in the universe seems to know it. Seriously, can this guy keep anything secret?

This one is long overdue. We've been waiting a long time for the right opportunity to do this Honest Trailer. Now, thanks to Steven Spielberg's Lincoln awards season buzz, we can gleefully parade out his worst film and pick at its many, many faults. Seriously, we're surprised even Karen Allen agreed to do it.

You asked for it, we ignored it, then asked 400 more times, and we listened. I guess dreams really do come true, unless they're in this movie - in which case we'll never f***ing know. #HonestTrailers

In honor of Peter Jackson's "The Hobbit" - we tackled the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy! And we didn't just watch all three Lord of the Rings movies... we watched "the extended cuts" - you're welcome. #HonestTrailers

Batman is back... in the final chapter of Christopher Nolan's "Dark Knight Trilogy", which most definitely peaked with the Joker. Ugh I miss Heath Ledger. #HonestTrailers

Part 3 of the Twilight Saga... Eclipse features the continuation of the completely forced love triangle between Bella, Edward and Jacob. All in all, this installment is completely pointless... even for Twilight standards. #HonestTrailers

Part 2 of the Twilight Saga... New Moon features werewolves, shirtless dudes, terrible acting and even more stares. #HonestTrailers

With great power ... comes endless rebooting of rehashed material. Introducing the highly demanded honest trailer to the movie that absolutely no one demanded.#honesttrailers

What happens when you sleep ..... makes a really boring movie.

From the creator of one of the most beloved horror sci-fi films of all time comes ... this. Discover the biggest mysteries of the summer - like why they made it. #HonestTrailers

The SJ crew sit down to talk about all things ScreenJunkies, including our events at New Orleans Wizard World!

We loved 'The Avengers'... but you guys demanded this one! From God of the Nerds Joss Whedon, comes our honest commentary on Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and the rest of that bluetooth obsessed government agency. #HonestTrailers

Based on the cartoon shamelessly designed to sell toys, Michael Bay's TRANSFORMERS is an incomprehensible mess that doesn't make any sense. But at least there's a lot of porny shots of Megan Fox! #HonestTrailers

From Christopher Nolan, the director who makes Joel Schumacher look like a huge turd sandwich, comes the gritty continuation of Batman and his awful, awful voice : The Dark Knight! #HonestTrailers

In a world designed by fat computer programmers, comes James Cameron's Avatar: a 3-hour cartoon about blue cat people begging for help from one white man. Pretty offensive when you think about it. #HonestTrailers