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Two and a Half Men

7.1201512 Seasons13+Subtitles and Closed CaptionsX-Ray

Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper (Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer) have spent another year searching for the ideal life in their Malibu beach house. In the 12th and final season, Alan and Walden will continue their search for true love, contentment and the meaning of life. And they may actually find a couple of those things!

العربية, 中文(繁體), Dansk, Deutsch, English [CC], Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, 中文(简体)
Audio Languages
Deutsch, English, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
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Episodes (16)

  1. 1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Not available20 minutesOctober 29, 201413+Subtitles

    On the twelfth season premiere, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan’s help, following a Halloween health scare. AISHA TYLER guest stars as Walden’s lawyer.

  2. 2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Not available21 minutesNovember 5, 201413+Subtitles

    When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. MICHAEL BOLTON returns as himself.

  3. 3. Glamping in a Yurt

    Not available21 minutesNovember 12, 201413+Subtitles

    Walden and Alan have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

  4. 4. Thirty-eight, Sixty-two, Thirty-eight

    Not available21 minutesNovember 19, 201413+Subtitles

    Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who’s considering them to adopt her baby. MAGGIE LAWSON guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.

  5. 5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    Not available21 minutesNovember 26, 201413+Subtitles

    Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don’t bond like he expected. EDAN ALEXANDER joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.

  6. 6. Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Not available20 minutesDecember 3, 201413+Subtitles

    When Alan realizes that Louis thinks he’s cool, he starts breaking Walden’s rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.

  7. 7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    Not available21 minutesDecember 10, 201413+Subtitles

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan joins the moms for a girls night out.

  8. 8. Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey

    Not available21 minutesDecember 17, 201413+Subtitles

    Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Walden’s stalker, Rose.

  9. 9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 7, 201513+Subtitles

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be with women with Louis in the house. Also, Herb (RYAN STILES) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).

  10. 10. Here I Come, Pants!

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 14, 201513+Subtitles

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms. McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

  11. 11. For Whom the Booty Calls!

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 21, 201513+Subtitles

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

  12. 12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 28, 201513+Subtitles

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis’s adoption.

  13. 13. Boompa Loved His Hookers

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 4, 201513+Subtitles

    Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

  14. 14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    Not available20 minutesFebruary 11, 201513+Subtitles

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but Alan’s selfish & impractical choice puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

  15. 15. Of Course He's Dead Part 1

    Not available18 minutesFebruary 18, 201513+Subtitles

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy’s twelfth and final season.

  16. 16. Of Course He's Dead Part 2

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 18, 201513+Subtitles

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy’s twelfth and final season.

Additional Details

Warner Bros.
Amazon Maturity Rating
13+ Teens. Learn more