Crank Yankers

Jimmy Kimmel's 9-year-old daughter Katie needs booze, and Bobby looks into weight loss.

Special Ed professes his love for spaghetti, and Cammie wants to perform magic tricks.

Gladys develops her negatives, and Tobias hones his psychic skills.

Birchum hires mourners for his father's funeral, and Marcia needs daycare for her wolf-child.

Eminem wants a tattoo for his 10-year-old daughter, and Jeff plans a surprise birthday party.

Jim Gaffigan offers pest control services, and Landalious applies to be a sportscaster.

Gladys hits the jackpot at a broken ATM, and Theo wants to adopt a kitten.

Stompie sings to an escort service, and Wally has a bug problem.

Gladys needs breastfeeding advice, and Cammie pitches her sex education course.

The Concierge asks a guest survey questions, and Katie needs help with a book report.

Elmer plans a reunion at a brothel, and Bobby scouts a retirement home for talent.

Bob Odenkirk tries to overcome his speech impediment, and Niles wants to hunt the most dangerous prey.

Gladys warns a toy store about slime, and Birchum applies to be a mall Santa.

Cammie wants an hourly car rental, and Danny prices an engagement ring.

Elmer finds gay porn on his computer, and Larson needs a house sitting job.

Birchum inquires about a sea burial, and Cammie has paranormal breast implants.

Elmer gets trapped in a fold-up bed, and Arthur needs a singing telegram.

Gladys offers a conjugal visit, and Niles plans his wedding ceremony.

Professor Fermstein fosters a relationship with a co-ed, and Special Ed goes out to the ballgame.

Chip thanks a building supplies store, and Spoonie Luv needs driving lessons.

Elmer wants to book a gay cruise, and Danny speaks with a rabbi about Judaism.

Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew talk hip hop, and Tony Deloge needs campaign advice.

Birchum needs swimming lessons for his twins, and Elmer complains to a park ranger.

Gladys gets glued to a toilet seat, and Niles Standish wants to be a cowboy.