Drawn Together

When the new Greek neighbors won't let Captain Hero rush their house, he sets his sights on revenge; meanwhile, Ling-Ling's inheritance hangs in the balance of a fatty when his sickly father moves into the house and falls in love with Toot."

"Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!"

Spanky helps Foxxy regain her Spelling Bee championship title, and Captain Hero gets wrapped up in Princess Clara's secret sexual fetish for car crashes.

Captain Hero discovers that his inbred son is the special Giant attacking the city, and Princess Clara develops Munchhausen's by Proxy and alternately takes care of and keeps Wooldoor sick with drain cleaner and sledgehammers.

Captain Hero's attempts to rid the world of assault weapons leaves everyone vulnerable to violent deer attacks; meanwhile, Foxxy's grandson Ray Ray, concealed in the walls of the house, falls in love with Toot. Can Toot's huge ass to save the housemates from the encroaching enemy deer?

Foxxy and Captain Hero agree to pretend-date so Hero can be part of the Cool Kids crowd and return the favor to Foxxy by saving the world from a meteor; meanwhile, Ling-Ling gets mixed up with cockfighting and leads the chickens of Mexico in revolucion!

Clara mistakenly thinks her housemates have been taken up in The Rapture, but they are actually trapped in a compact parking space in the mall with little or no means of escape. Can they survive 50-degree weather and a little claustrophobia without killing each other?

The housemates are still trapped in a compact parking space in the mall when Toot goes insane prompting the others to cannibalize Ling-Ling.

Rebecca Romijn plays a spider who has a one night stand with Spanky Ham that quickly turns into a fatal attraction.

Wooldoor becomes the mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered.

Meet the Drawn Together Babies! - the eight housemates living together as little tots.

When Ling-Ling ODs on his 21st birthday, the housemates learn the little battle monster is only 3 years old. As a result, Child Services puts Ling-Ling in foster care.

Foxxy vows to give up sex and Toot vows to get some. While Foxxy digs deep into her past, Toot gets herself a muumuu in an effort to change her look.

Our housemates find themselves in a singing competition that is strikingly similar to "American Idol."