The Bill Engvall Show

The children go on strike when Bill and Susan make them clean the garage; Bill feels a cell-phone store is treating him unfairly.

The children take advantage of Bill; a girl Paul likes cancels a date with him; the Pearsons' neighbor (Brian Doyle-Murray) gets on Bill's bad side.

Bill and Susan agree not to buy gifts for their anniversary; Trent's poor sleeping habits interfere with his siblings' lives.

Bill agrees to help Bryan build a car for the pineblock derby; Lauren's new friend takes a liking to Trent.

Susan's best friend (Cynthia Watros), who is going through a divorce, comes for a visit; Bill worries that he and Susan are in a rut.

Bill discovers that Trent can beat him at basketball; Susan sees her best friend connect better with Lauren; Bryan wants to rid the house of possible hazards.

Bill and Susan check Trent's Internet page to see if he is attending a party they assume will have alcohol; Raffles hides under Mr. Faulkner's house.

Susan has a premonition that Bill will get involved in an affair with a woman named Penelope; Trent wants to get practice time to prepare for his driver's test.

Paul asks Bryan and Trent to watch his precious iguana terrarium; Lauren gets a job to earn enough money to buy a designer purse.

Susan is unhappy with other options when Bill forces her and Lauren to return an expensive prom dress; Trent tries to become an "e-lebrity" by making an online video.

Excited about Christmas, Bill tries to spread the holiday spirit to his less-than-enthused children; Lauren wants to spend Christmas Eve with her boyfriend.

When Susan starts doing the chores on Bill's list, Paul advises him to do her chores; the kids spend hours counting the coins in Bill's change jar.