Never Ever Do This at Home

Teddy Wilson and Norm Sousa return with their unique approach to home improvement projects and household chores; moving a bathtub upstairs; a new spin on a lazy susan; a mobile hot tub with a pickup truck.

The dangers of woodworking at home; how to cut the grass faster; inflating a giant bouncy castle indoors; building a couch boat.

White water rafting with a swimming pool; defrosting a fridge with thermite; the great canoe race; remote control a life-sized boat.

Making a medley of snacks and hot chocolate with a washer and dryer; do-it-yourself tennis machine. Playing with big guns and propane tanks; monster Crème brûlée.

The lawn sprinkler bbq cook off; house painting with a lawn mower; chemistry in the kitchen: sugar vs artificial sweetener rockets; how not to gas a boat.

Teddy and Norm find an innovative way to change truck tires without a jack; reinventing the game of darts; convert chimney to smoke house; opening safes the destructive way.

Ted and Norm discover why you shouldn't mess with an oxygen tank; an easier way to portage a canoe; the dangers of methane gas. Using bacon to cut through metal!

Making a skylight; building an indoor ice rink; creative ways of getting rid of a bug problem; how dangerous paint fumes can be.

Making the back-breaking work of unloading the groceries a thing of the past; the practicality of vacuum sealing; the dangers of spontaneous combustion.

A new way to detail a truck; why you should never play with matches; building a giant deep fryer; a faster, better way to put up holiday lights.

Making popcorn with Teddy's car hood. Springing patio furniture with air bags from cars. The dangers of DIY solar paneling.

Teddy and Norm want an outdoor patio for the second floor. The supreme powers of thermoplastic polycarbonate. Saying goodbye to the house Never Ever style.