Bizarre ER

This episode features: a man who superglues a tiny top hat to his head; a patient who has had a nosebleed for a week; a couple whose wedding day ends in surgery rather than matrimony after a bizarre motorbike accident; a Texan barber who survives a near-fatal attack by a swarm of more than 2,000 killer bees.

This episode features: an couple who nearly die from bubonic plague while on vacation in New York; a student who has such a wide yawn that she dislocates her jaw; a model plane enthusiast whose hand is shredded by the propellers of one of his miniature flying machines.

This episode features a woman who is injured after her boyfriend drops a turnip on her foot and a retail assistant whose eyelid is ripped in half when she runs face-first into the end of a clothes rail.

This episode features: a woman who has a life-threatening allergic reaction to a Halloween mask; a carpenter who arrives in the ER with two of his fingers on ice after he cuts through his hand with a circular saw; a six-year-old who has a Lego stuck in his nostril; doctors who save a skateboarder with severe head injuries by putting bits of his skull into deep freeze.

This episode features: a toddler who has his favorite bath toy stuck on the end of his finger; a carpenter who nearly severs his own hand after a momentary slip with a chop saw; a teenager whose tumble into a quarry ends with him getting a stick stuck in his head; a man who arrives with his finger at a right angle after he falls and dislocates it on the way to the pub.

This episode features: a schoolboy who needs stitches after a bizarre joyride in an old lady's shopping cart; a woodsman who rips open his wrist with a machete; a teenager who needs treatment after being terrorized by a terrier; surgeons who operate on a man after a metal plate in his collar bone pops out of his left shoulder.

This episode features: a girl who splits her head open after some ballroom dancing on a bouncy castle; a man who carves into his hand with a box cutter; a horse-lover who is trampled by her own pony and has to have a prosthetic implant put in her shoulder; an American who has the first successful hand transplant.

This episode features: a man who stabs himself in the leg after using a carving knife as a microphone during an impromptu karaoke performance; a woman who nearly loses her fingers when she mangles her hand in a printing machine; a plumber who suffers a massive reaction to a wasp sting that leaves him covered in bizarre blotches; a toddler who has a stapler stuck in her gum.

This episode features: a man who needs urgent treatment to save his sight after cement dust explodes in his face; a tree surgeon whose fingers are crushed by a log splitter; a man who slashes open his leg on a discarded toilet in his mom's back yard; a schoolboy who arrives at the hospital complaining of a pencil stuck in his left ear.

This episode features: a family who cut short their Guy Fawkes Night celebrations when their youngest son eats a sparkler; a Bradford granny who is electrocuted by her own toaster; a Sunday league soccer player whose awkward tackle leaves him with a broken ankle; a student who slices her finger when she cuts open a bouquet given to her by a mystery admirer.