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Rene thinks that things around the cafe are returning to what passes for normal when the escaping British airmen turn up again, disguised as nuns. Meanwhile, Edith takes financial advantage of Rene's apparent demise, and Herr Flick is not happy to find he has two forged copies of The Fallen Madonna.

Edith continues to gallivant round the village in search of a new husband while Herr Flick decides to conceal the real Fallen Madonna inside a sausage in Rene's cafe.

While Rene believes he is finally getting rid of the British airmen, another agent is dropped by parachute, disguised as a French policeman.

Rene and Captain Geering take Gruber's armoured car in an attempt to blow up the train containing the sausage and forged painting on its way to Hitler. Meanwhile, Monsieur Alfonse decides to propose to Edith.

Monsieur Alphonse is mortally insulted that Edith would choose Rene over him and challenges Rene to a duel with pistols. Meanwhile, Hitler has discovered that there was no painting in the Knockwurst consigned to him and has ordered the Colonel's arrest.

The Colonel, Captain and Rene are captured by the Gestapo and taken to the dungeon's of the chateau where they are interrogated by Herr Flick.

The General takes command of the district, forcing the German officers, the Gestapo and the Resistance each to try and kill him.