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Two and a Half Men

7.1200512 Seasons16+Subtitles and Closed CaptionsX-Ray

Will Charlie take a spin on the marriage-go-round? The boys (all two and a half men's worth) are back for a snappy, smart season of TV's #1 comedy hit.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
English [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగు
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Episodes (24)

  1. 1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

    Not available22 minutesOctober 3, 200416+Subtitles

    Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star JON CRYER), and Alan's young son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES), came to stay with him a couple of years ago.

  2. 2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Not available22 minutesOctober 10, 200416+Subtitles

    When Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan leaves a phone message asking Charlie to help, but Charlie doesn't respond.

  3. 3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Not available22 minutesOctober 17, 200416+Subtitles

    Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile. So Charlie does everything in his power--including trying to distract Alan with beautiful women (Former Playboy Playmates SANDY and MANDY BENTLEY)--to keep the two apart.

  4. 4. Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

    Not available22 minutesOctober 24, 200416+Subtitles

    Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days. Charlie reprimands Alan and informs him that he's just a houseguest and doesn't have the right to allow Berta to stay with them. Hurt by Charlie's reaction, Alan decides that he and Jake need to move into their own place.

  5. 5. We Called it Mr. Pinky

    Not available21 minutesNovember 7, 200416+Subtitles

    After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence. Later, Rose explains that Charlie's inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

  6. 6. Hi, Mr. Horned One

    Not available22 minutesNovember 14, 200416+Subtitles

    Charlie is thrilled that he's dating Isabella (JODI LYN O'KEEFE - "Nash Bridges"), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman--until Alan points out that she's a spooky Satan worshiper. Charlie is unfazed by Alan's warnings until Isabella threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

  7. 7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    Not available22 minutesNovember 21, 200416+Subtitles

    Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spending the evening with his stalker, Rose, celebrating her birthday. He ends up being confronted by her father, Harvey (Golden Globe and Emmy Award winner MARTIN SHEEN - "The West Wing"), who demands to know Charlie's intentions towards Rose.

  8. 8. That Voodoo that I Do

    Not available21 minutesNovember 28, 200416+Subtitles

    After Charlie's romantic overtures towards Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUEL VAUGIER - "Smallville," "One Tree Hill," "Saw II"), an attractive ballet teacher, are rejected, Charlie tries to prove to Alan that he can persuade Mia to go on a date with him.

  9. 9. Madame and her Special Friend

    Not available21 minutesDecember 12, 200416+Subtitles

    A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Academy Award and multiple Emmy Award winner CLORIS LEACHMAN - "Malcolm in the Middle," "Spanglish") is romantically interested in Alan.

  10. 10. Something Salty and Twisted

    Not available22 minutesJanuary 2, 200513+Subtitles

    Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that describes him as a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed.

  11. 11. Santa's Village of the Damned

    Not available22 minutesJanuary 16, 200516+Subtitles

    When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (JOSIE DAVIS - "Beverly Hills 90210"), both he and Charlie gain weight. But even as it becomes clear that Sandy is mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to allow Alan to break up with her, fearing the loss of her fabulous meals.

  12. 12. That Special Tug

    Not available22 minutesJanuary 30, 200516+Subtitles

    Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him.

  13. 13. Humiliation is a Visual Medium

    Not available22 minutesFebruary 6, 200516+Subtitles

    No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lying when he confesses that he and Mia have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship.

  14. 14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    Not available22 minutesFebruary 13, 200516+Subtitles

    After a month and a half of abstinence, Charlie is quite eager to consummate his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Unfortunately, there are still a few roadblocks, including Charlie's oversexed ex-girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), and Mia's parents.

  15. 15. My Tongue is Meat

    Not available22 minutesFebruary 20, 200516+Subtitles

    Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy routine that Mia has introduced into their relationship, so he sneaks cigars and beers in the garage and enlists Rose to deliver burgers to him on the sly.

  16. 16. Ergo, The Booty Call

    Not available22 minutesMarch 6, 200516+Subtitles

    Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age--and mortified to introduce her to Evelyn--Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), to Jake's birthday party. Meanwhile, Rose continues her passive-aggressive pursuit of Charlie.

  17. 17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

    Not available21 minutesMarch 20, 200516+Subtitles

    When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie (JON LOVITZ - "Saturday Night Live," "Happiness"). After devising a ploy to get him to attend, Alan, Evelyn and Jake accompany Charlie for support--but then they get to know Archie.

  18. 18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Not available21 minutesApril 17, 200516+Subtitles

    Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY). When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan leases a new one for her. Charlie warns him to break up with her, but Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay alimony to Judith, forcing Charlie to cover for him.

  19. 19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Not available22 minutesMay 1, 200516+Subtitles

    Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy to learn of the new arrangement, considering he himself has been having a dry spell with women. Things begin to look up for Charlie, however, when Judith befriends Kandi, and a special visitor comes knocking on his door.

  20. 20. Always a Bridesmaid Never a Burro

    Not available21 minutesMay 8, 200516+Subtitles

    Charlie is now dating Kandi's (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) mother, Mandi (recurring guest star GAIL O'GRADY). Meanwhile, Alan is depressed because Kandi has left him and is staying with bitter Judith, who brainwashed her against him. At Mandi's urging, Alan goes to Judith's place to try to win Kandi back.

  21. 21. And the Plot Moistens

    Not available21 minutesMay 15, 200516+Subtitles

    Jake's teacher, Francine (JULIA CAMPBELL), calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see his airhead girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), Alan falls for Francine--in a platonic way.

  22. 22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie

    Not available22 minutesMay 22, 200516+Subtitles

    When a cute girl from Jake's school invites Jake to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women. While Alan feels somewhat jealous that Charlie is taking over, he realizes he also feels envious that his son is receiving some solid advice on scoring with women that he wishes his brother had taught him.

  23. 23. Arguments for the Quickie

    Not available22 minutesSeptember 18, 200516+Subtitles

    When Charlie finds out that his ex-girlfriend, Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER), is in town with her dance troupe and wants him to come to her performance, he opts not to go and tries to behave as if he were no longer attracted to her.

  24. 24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 25, 200516+Subtitles

    With Charlie and Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) arranging their wedding, their families meet, and things immediately begin to fall apart. Rose takes Charlie's engagement news hard and makes some interesting plans of her own. There is also the question of where Alan and Jake will live after Charlie and Mia get married.

Additional Details

Amazon Maturity Rating
16+ Young Adults. Learn more
Supporting actors
Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor