Trophy Wife

Kate offers to handle a parent-teacher meeting. She finds Diane there as well and things just spiral out of control when a vodka incident leaves Kate in a compromising position and another child locks himself inside a car.

When Kate asks Pete for more responsibility, he entrusts her to put Bert to bed and help him coach Bert's soccer team. Meanwhile, Warren and Hillary spill salsa on Diane's immaculate white couch and try to hide it from her.

When Hillary is grounded after lying in order to hang out with a boy, Diane and Pete decide they must snoop in her room to find out more, while Kate tries a different tactic.

When Meg stays with Kate and Pete after a breakup, Kate is torn between her friendship and obligations as a wife and stepmom. Warren gets a glimpse of his true talent when he helps Bert with a Lego project.

Pete and Kate are having a tough time finding alone time, so at the school fundraiser, they attempt a romantic romp inside the janitor's closet. The kids help Jackie with her dating profile but Bert is less than enthusiastic.

Halloween is Jackie and Bert's favorite holiday, but when Jackie's Iron Man costume doesn't turn out the way Bert had intended, Kate swoops in and hijacks the holiday.

When Kate and Pete host a party, Jackie crashes and hooks up with Pete's co-worker Steve. Hillary helps Warren and Bert put together a Gum Show live stream, and Diane faces off with Meg after she posts a picture of her.

When the Harrison household is infected with lice, Diane tries to take charge leaving Kate feeling bulldozed. Pete plays mediator between Warren and Bert, who are fighting over custody of a teddy bear.

Kate tries to play matchmaker with Diane and another parent on a field trip. Meanwhile, Jackie decides to nurse Pete back to health and Hillary helps Bert get on his teacher's good side.

Pete, Kate, Diane and Jackie wake up Christmas morning hung-over and the house in complete disaster. They piece together the events of last night's Christmas Eve festivities while also trying to save Christmas for the kids.

When Kate attempts to break Pete's birthday curse and help him have a fun birthday, the curse proves to be more powerful than she anticipates.

When Hillary and Warren misbehave on Kate's watch, Kate turns to Diane for help in disciplining them, and Pete and Jackie try to set a good example by taking Bert on a nice outing together.

Bert loses a tooth and Pete misplaces it. Kate channels her maternal nature and advises Warren during his first study date, and Diane helps Hillary host her first high school sleepover.

Kate decides she wants in on Jackie's latest business venture, but when they disagree things get very messy. Pete takes Warren and Bert to karate lessons in hopes of teaching them discipline.

When Bert reads a hundred books, Pete and Kate throw him the birthday party of his dreams. Kate uses it as an excuse to get in with the soccer moms. Warren starts a bromance with the guy Hillary has her eye on.

Kate is determined to plan her dream wedding. Diane decides to take her relationship with Russ public and Jackie struggles to tell Bert she's dating Sad Steve.

Wedding planning continues as Kate will not be fazed by all the chaos around her, which is only amplified by the arrival of her mother and Pete's parents. However, things come to a halt when the family gets some bad news.

When Pete swaps out his chili for Kate's at the school frontier fundraiser, Diane confronts him and he concocts a story about how he and Kate are going to couples counseling. Meanwhile, Meg relaxes at the Harrison's house.

After Kate saves Diane from choking, she takes over the PTA. When faced with blackmail, she turns to Diane. Pete and Jackie confront their former neighbors after they forbid their son to go to the school dance with Hillary.

Kate encourages Warren to get involved in clubs or sports, however, it backfires and now she might have made things worse for him. Hillary looks to Jackie for some creative guidance, and Pete teaches Bert the value of money.

Kate begrudgingly agrees to accompany Jackie to her high school reunion, not fully realizing all that it entails. Pete and Diane take Hillary and Warren to visit a college campus and Bert is left in the care of Meg and Tevin.

Kate is overjoyed when Diane and Jackie let her have the kids on her first Mother's Day. When Kate discovers their hidden agenda she is determined to get revenge.