Comedy Central Presents

Jeff Dye talks about what kind of drug he would choose to do at the gym, recounts his mother's boring stories and explains why riding Splash Mountain is awkward.

Andy Kindler explains how he would write horoscopes, describes combining vices in Amsterdam and questions a wildlife sign in England.

Myq Kaplan talks about cheating death, explains why he won't ask the audience questions and imagines science fiction in ancient Greece.

Ryan Stout describes his favorite type of laugh and explains why he volunteers his time with the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Mike DeStefano advises young people to stay in school, explains why he doesn't apologize and reveals why he doesn't like New York City cab drivers.

Eliot Chang explains why he's not offended by women with Asian fetishes, bemoans Facebook culture and wonders why he's still single.

Iliza Shlesinger talks about people who don't get cold, wonders why radio DJs are so irritating and answers an important question for women.

Bret Ernst describes going to clubs with his Italian friends and explains why men shouldn't dress up for Halloween.

Mo Mandel weighs in on the showbiz culture in Los Angeles, describes his bizarre massage experience and talks about this trip to Africa.

Matt Braunger lays out his pornography rule, then celebrates his enjoyment of Halloween and overly literate athletes.

Amy Schumer gives advice on how to use Facebook and surviving the attractiveness of people from Miami.

Rory Albanese talks about traveling in Europe, naming body parts and Americans who have a New Jersey attitude.

The Sklar Brothers (Randy and Jason) talk about famous twins in the news and express their disdain for unrealistic fairy tales.

Rachel Feinstein discusses her mom's quirky style, details what it's like to hang out with her drunk friends and recalls an awkward exchange with a stranger.

Jon Dore talks about his love of practical jokes, suggests words to avoid in conversation and describes his attempt to throw out a garbage pail.

Donald Glover outlines the strategic use of racial slurs during an argument, warns against taking advice from Tracy Morgan and details the anatomy of a black nerd.

Shane Mauss talks about his plan to deter burglars from robbing him, freak accidents at Six Flags and questionable figures of speech.

Julian McCullough ponders what's inside women's purses, reveals his fears of becoming a cat lady and explains why he won't buy curtains.

Jon Lajoie sings about being an average guy, creates an anthem for stoners and debuts a modern birthday song.

Rob Riggle describes the nightmare that is a football stadium men's room, why he loathes the elderly and how conversations with his best friend make him look awful.

Pete Holmes investigates a government conspiracy called Facebook and studies the presidential potential of YouTube commenters.

Owen Benjamin explores the creepiness of urinals, investigates relationship problems and uses his keyboard to tell women how men really feel.

Doug Williams thinks the end times are here, proposes expiration dates for marriage licenses, and talks about lying on job applications.

Tony Rock talks about a noteworthy strip club experience in Iowa, legalizing marijuana, and the difference between men and women when they get sick after a night of partying.