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George Turner’s plan to bring his family back into life by moving them to a small New Zealand town does not get off to an ideal start. Viewer Discretion Advised. TV-14

It is fight or flee time for the Turner family as faulty plumbing and poorly chosen words sees the town of Weld rise up against their new Australian imports. Viewer Discretion Advised. TV-14

When George goes on the offensive, tracking down the source of a scurrilous rumor about him, what he learns changes everything between him and the women of Weld. Viewer Discretion Advised. TV-14

As he gets to grips with his status as the new ladies’ man about town George is dragged into a celebration (or not) of Weld’s x-rated history. Viewer Discretion Advised. TV-14-S

When the earth moves under George’s feet, the opportunity for him to slay a demon from his past presents itself – and leads to the issuing of a very rash challenge. Viewer Discretion Advised. TV-14

George throws himself into solving the mystery of Sir Frederick Weld’s missing head – when he should be solving a whole other mystery, one much closer to home. Viewer Discretion Advised. TV-14-S

George struggles with the realization that while he was looking the other way this whole other world was going on – a world he is so not qualified to deal with. Viewer Discretion Advised. TV-14

George Turner brought his family to the town of Weld, New Zealand, in search of a new life. That life is now in ruins. So where to now, George? Viewer Discretion Advised. TV-14-S