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Two and a Half Men

7.1201112 Seasons16+Subtitles and Closed CaptionsX-Ray

The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award-nominated TWO AND A HALF MEN as Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt in the hit comedy series about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.

Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones
English [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగు
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Episodes (24)

  1. 1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Not available21 minutesApril 23, 201416+Subtitles

    All is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.

  2. 2. People Who Love Peepholes

    Not available21 minutesApril 30, 201416+Subtitles

    Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.

  3. 3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Not available20 minutesMay 7, 201416+Subtitles

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

  4. 4. Nine Magic Fingers

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 23, 200716+Subtitles

    Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).

  5. 5. A Giant Cat Holding A Churro

    Not available20 minutesSeptember 30, 200716+Subtitles

    While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.

  6. 6. The Squat and Hover

    Not available21 minutesOctober 7, 200716+Subtitles

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

  7. 7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Not available19 minutesOctober 14, 200716+Subtitles

    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

  8. 8. Thanks for the Intercourse

    Not available21 minutesOctober 21, 200716+Subtitles

    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.

  9. 9. Frodo's Headshots

    Not available21 minutesOctober 28, 200716+Subtitles

    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope...including GARY BUSEY!

  10. 10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Not available21 minutesNovember 4, 200716+Subtitles

    Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

  11. 11. A Lovely Landing Strip

    Not available20 minutesNovember 11, 200716+Subtitles

    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.

  12. 12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Not available21 minutesNovember 18, 200716+Subtitles

    Walden's mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her - even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

  13. 13. Slowly And In A Circular Fashion

    Not available20 minutesNovember 25, 200716+Subtitles

    When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle.

  14. 14. A Possum on Chemo

    Not available20 minutesMarch 16, 200816+Subtitles

    Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.

  15. 15. The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

    Not available21 minutesMarch 23, 200816+Subtitles

    Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's "special" brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.

  16. 16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Not available19 minutesMarch 30, 200816+Subtitles

    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

  17. 17. Not In My Mouth

    Not available19 minutesApril 13, 200816+Subtitles

    Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

  18. 18. The War Against Gingivitis

    Not available21 minutesApril 20, 200816+Subtitles

    Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea.

  19. 19. Palmdale, ech

    Not available21 minutesApril 27, 200816+Subtitles

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.

  20. 20. Grandma's Pie

    Not available21 minutesMay 4, 200816+Subtitles

    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.

  21. 21. Mr. Hose says 'Yes'

    Not available21 minutesMay 11, 200816+Subtitles

    Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him - for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

  22. 22. Why We Gave Up Woman

    Not available21 minutesMay 18, 200816+Subtitles

    Academy Award® winner KATHY BATES guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.

  23. 23. The Straw In My Donut Hole

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 18, 201116+Subtitles

    On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. Seinfeld's JASON ALEXANDER guest stars.

  24. 24. Oh look! Al-Qaeda!

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 25, 201116+Subtitles

    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's ex-business partner, Billy.

Additional Details

Amazon Maturity Rating
16+ Young Adults. Learn more
Supporting actors
Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Judy Greer