Malcolm & Eddie

After agreeing to stay late and help out at the club, Nicolette is surprised when Malcolm complains about her missing a weekly staff meeting. Meanwhile, Nicolette is harassed by an unreasonable customer.

While watching The Jerry Stein Show on television, Malcolm and Eddie learn of the all expense paid trip to the Super Bowl being offered to whoever can convince his audience that they are the world's biggest football fans.

On instructions from his boss, Mr. O, Spencer Campbell offers Malcolm and Eddie protection from anything untoward happening to the Fifty-Fifty Club. The two partners beef up their own security after sending Spencer away.

In an effort to improve the Fifty-Fifty Club's finances, Nicolette suggests a Ladies Night complete with some handsome male strippers. Malcolm and Eddie decide to hire strippers to increase the profitability of the club.

With plans to expand their business, Malcolm and Eddie go to see Troy Jensen, a contractor who's bid on the construction of a new Fifty-Fifty Club in Chicago. Troy is left to care for their three children.

With things going well at the club, the staff asks to share in the good fortune and Eddie agrees to approach Malcolm on their behalf. While Malcolm agrees to a small raise, he refuses any health benefits, vacations, etc.

After the club makes $50,000 in just three months, Malcolm quickly invests his share of the profits in the stock market. Eddie, on the other hand, takes his earning to the racetrack.

After preparing a romantic dinner for two, Malcolm is disappointed when an urgent business meeting takes Ashley out of town at the last minute. Malcolm cannot resist when Olivia, a singer, expresses an interest in him.

As Malcolm laments selling the bar and losing his girlfriend, Eddie's job at the scrap yard has turned out to be less than advertised. Tired of his boss's spending at his expense, Eddie takes matters into his own hands.

It's only after Eddie moves back in that Malcolm discovers his former partner spent all the money he made from their sale of their old building. Eddie and Malcolm are $20,000 short of what they have to open their club.

As they are preparing for the grand opening of the Fifty-Fifty Club, Malcolm seeks Eddie's advice on everything from beer glasses to the menu. Meanwhile, Malcolm hires Nicolette to be a waitress at the club.

At the Fifty-Fifty Club's first Halloween party, Eddie is electrocuted after accidentally spilling a drink on his microphone. Eddie reveals that it was yet another in a series of Halloween pranks he's played.

After impressing the lovely and interested Tracy Burke, Malcolm finds himself three weeks into what is shaping up to be a serious relationship. Eddie is besieged by obscene phone calls from an admirer.

Nicolette volunteers to deliver meals to the congregation's elderly members. After Nicolette refuses to let him and Eddie out of their responsibility, Malcolm arrives at the church prepared to teach the story of Moses.

Malcolm and Eddie decide that now might be the time for the Fifty-Fifty Club to expand. After drawing up plans to take over Eddie's old repair shop, he and Malcolm invite their landlord to hear their proposal.

On the eve of closing a big real estate deal with a wealthy developer, Malcolm and Eddie's landlord, T.J. Hawkins arrives at the Fifty-Fifty Club to celebrate. Hawkins invites Montgomery to play golf at his club.

While onstage at the club, Eddie finds himself being relentlessly heckled by Jo Jo Johnson. After he returns the insults, Eddie is challenged to a fight. Despite Malcolm's warning, he agrees to square off with Jo Jo.

When Malcolm's brother drops in unexpectedly, Nicolette makes it clear that she's more than a little interested in him. As competitiveness between the brothers increases, Nicolette is disappointed to learn Trey is married.

When she arrives at the bar for the first time, Malcolm is smitten with Ashley's beauty and charm, until he discovers she's the daughter of his landlord. Ashley invites Malcolm to join her at a cocktail party.

When pressed by Nicolette, landlord T.R. Hawkins reluctantly agrees to have her apartment painted. Once Leonard and Doug sign on for the job, Nicolette must move out until they are done.

At her surprise 30th birthday party, Nicolette reacts badly and bolts from the club. She later confesses to feeling unfulfilled by turning 30 childless. Consequently, Nicolette decides to be artificially inseminated.

As a favor, Malcolm agrees to take some of Eddie's prized hat collection to be cleaned. However, while Malcolm and Leonard are making a quick stop at a convenience store, a thief steals Eddie's hats.