Delocated

A family in the witness protection program have been given their own reality show. Moved to New York City from the small town the government placed them in, they wear ski masks at all times to protect their identities.

"Jon" does not like the theme that "David" has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.

"Jon" fires Mike so they can officially be friends.

"Jon" opens his own business. He also meets a woman who ends up becoming his new girlfriend.

"Jon" becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.

"Jon" joins a country club. A TV movie is made about "Susan's" life.

"Jon" gets tired of having cameras following his every move.