Tracey Takes On

Rayleen opens the show by telling us just how good her relationship with Mitch is. Mrs. Noh Ning compares romance to the donut. Virginia tells of her one great romance, her horse.

Fern tells her daughter that children ruined her life. Virginia compares her rough childhood to present times. Kay admits that her mother advised her never to marry.

Janie finds it difficult to be nostalgic. Mrs. Noh Nang Ning compares today to life in the old days.

Chic tells us about his experiences with famous people and how he helped them on the way up.

Trevor talks about carrying a dead passenger. Mrs. Noh Nang Ning compares life and death to the donut.

Mrs. Noh Nang Ning recounts having a legal problem because of a bad donut. Hope advises us about what happens to kleptomaniacs. Sydney turns a case around by making the plaintiff confess that he was on an obsessive quest revenge.

Chic confesses that when you're a chick magnet like him, you got to look good. Fern refuses to put vanity plates on her Lincoln. Virginia thinks Americans are vain. Kay gets a makeover. Mrs. Noh Nag Ning compares vanity to a rainbow sprinkled donut.

Rayleen is pissed-off that royals don't have names that show their real character. Fern's idea of royalty is Steve and Edie, the King and Queen of good, clean music.

Kay gets health advice from her chronically ill mother. Chic doesn't see the point of pumping iron, when you could be pumping chicks.

Trevor, a flight attendant, explains how his airline separates the passengers according to class. Kelly, Tim, and Peter have their lives documented from childhood through their thirties. Kelly ends up with the director of the documentary, Timmy ends up as a stressed out MP married to Virginia, and Peter ends up being afraid of his children. Janine's parents enroll her into a posh school.