In the East-End of London, two dispirate people are thrown together to look after an old townhouse. At first these ill-suited men only have to deal with each other, but there's more to this house than meets the eye. Noises, shadows, strange apparitions all point to the house being watched. But by whom? Ghosts? Intruders? Sex fiends? Whoever it is, these two idiots are not equipped to deal with it!