Episodes
- S7 E1 - Burning ManSeptember 29, 200522minWhen the family goes to the Burning Man festival… Malcolm falls in love with a healer; Reese falls in love with the festival; and festival-goers mistake Hal’s suburban attitudes and behavior for performance art.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E2 - Health InsuranceOctober 6, 200522minWhen Hal’s health insurance lapses for a weekend, he tries hard to keep everyone safe without letting them know why; and Lois thinks Craig is the anti-union snitch at the Lucky Aide.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E3 - Reese vs. StevieOctober 20, 200522minReese’s simmering dislike for Stevie finally comes to a head; Hal tries to get Dewey to quit smoking by kicking his own addiction to coffee; and Lois tries to get Jamie to talk.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E4 - HalloweenOctober 27, 200522minOn Halloween Hal freaks out when he learns the family’s house was once the site of a murder-suicide; Reese and Dewey run from a old man in a walker after egging him; and Lois struggles to get a break from work so she can go trick-or-treating with Jamie.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E5 - Jessica Stays OverNovember 3, 200522minWhen Jessica stays with the family for a few days, she shows Malcolm how to use emotional intimacy to manipulate Lois; Reese tries to mail himself to China; and Hal battles an angry bee.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E6 - Secret BoyfriendNovember 10, 200522minMalcolm dates a popular girl who refuses to be seen in public with him; Lois tries to force Reese to get a job; and Hal gets upset when Dewey doesn’t get upset after being denied a free game at a miniature golf course.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E7 - BlackoutNovember 17, 200523minDuring a blackout, events are seen from three different perspectives: Reese cooks steaks for Hal; Malcolm tries to sneak three Dutch girls into the house; and Francis tries to steal a stuffed fish.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E8 - Army BuddyDecember 1, 200522minWhen Reese’s female army buddy comes to visit, Reese struggles to understand his attraction to someone he considers his best friend; Hal becomes jealous of Lois’ orthotic shoe inserts; and Dewey gets even with Malcolm for an unpaid debt.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E9 - Malcolm Defends ReeseDecember 15, 200522minTo preserve an academic title he once won, Herkabe tries to get Malcolm to sabotage his grade point average; a clingy neighbor attaches herself to Lois; and Hal gives Dewey romantic advice.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E10 - Malcolm's MoneyJanuary 5, 200622minWhile Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal, Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship check addressed to Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money; Reese goes back to work delivering meat, and spends the day at a nursing home.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E11 - Bride of IdaJanuary 12, 200623minWhile Lois and Hal accompany Dewey on a mishap-plagued trip to a piano competition, Ida brings a girl from her home country to stay with Malcolm and Reese… and engages Reese in a competition to win the girl’s hand in marriage.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E12 - College RecruitersJanuary 19, 200622minWhen Malcolm dodges advances from college recruiters, Hal is happy to be wooed instead; Reese flourishes in his new marriage, but misses a big warning sign; and Dewey learns just how poor Francis is.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E13 - MonoFebruary 11, 200622minWhen Lois and Malcolm are sidelined with mononucleosis, they’re forced to share a bedroom; Hal gets to know his neighbors; and Dewey gives Reese lessons in how to manage Jamie as a slave.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E14 - Hal GrievesFebruary 18, 200623minAfter Hal’s father dies, he refuses to grieve but indulges his sons, hoping they’ll remember him more fondly than he does his father.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E15 - A.A.March 4, 200622minHal and Lois accompany Francis to his 1-year AA “birthday” party; left home alone, Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey argue about where to go when Dewey finds the spare key to Hal’s car.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E16 - Lois Strikes BackMarch 18, 200622minAfter Reese is severely humiliated by four girls at school, Lois exacts revenge on them; and Hal builds a pitching machine while hiding out from Lois in the garage.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E17 - Hal's DentistMarch 25, 200622minHal feels betrayed when his friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix Hal’s teeth; Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress; and Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E18 - Bomb ShelterApril 1, 200622minA dance competition teaches Malcolm that beauty is in the eye of the beholder; Lois is determined to outlast her competition for a new truck; and Hal discovers a dream bachelor pad buried in the back yard.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E19 - Stevie in the HospitalApril 8, 200622minMalcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital; Reese becomes a master telemarketer; and someone secretly tries to drive Lois crazy.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E20 - Cattle CourtApril 15, 200622minReese pretends to be a vegetarian; Hal decides to teach Dewey a lesson about the game of “Life”; and Malcolm talks Craig into standing up to Lois… and then regrets it.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E21 - MorpApril 22, 200622minMalcolm organizes the outcast kids at school for an anti-prom; Reese is transformed into the perfect prom date… for a price; and Dewey holds Hal’s wallet hostage for the attention he was denied as a child.This video is currently unavailable
- S7 E22 - GraduationMay 13, 200623minMalcolm, preparing to attend Harvard, is trying to figure out how to pay for everything.This video is currently unavailable
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- Content advisory
- Violence frightening scenes alcohol use smoking foul language sexual content
- Subtitles
- None available
- Directors
- Todd HollandJeff MelmanKen KwapisDavid D'OvidioPeter LauerLevie IsaacksSteve WelchSteve LoveBryan CranstonJames Simons
- Studio
- 20th Century Fox Television
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