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Two and a Half Men

7.1200712 Seasons16+Subtitles and Closed CaptionsX-Ray

Season Eight brings a return to bachelordom for Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) as TV's #1 comedy finds its hilarious form once more. Add in the amorous blunders of Charlie's divorcee brother Alan and the lovable, but sometimes cement-headed decisions of Charlie's teenaged nephew Jake and these (almost three) men add up to riotous fun!

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
English [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగు
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Episodes (16)

  1. 1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Not available21 minutesOctober 1, 200616+Subtitles

    When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

  2. 2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Not available21 minutesOctober 8, 200616+Subtitles

    When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"

  3. 3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Not available21 minutesOctober 15, 200616+Subtitles

    Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

  4. 4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Not available21 minutesOctober 22, 200616+Subtitles

    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo's Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey's ex-husband.

  5. 5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Not available21 minutesNovember 5, 200616+Subtitles

    Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.

  6. 6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Not available21 minutesNovember 12, 200616+Subtitles

    Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).

  7. 7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Not available19 minutesNovember 19, 200616+Subtitles

    Charlie's girlfriend finds Rose too much to handle.

  8. 8. Springtime on a Stick

    Not available21 minutesNovember 26, 200616+Subtitles

    Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).

  9. 9. A Good Time in Central Africa

    Not available21 minutesDecember 10, 200616+Subtitles

    When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

  10. 10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Not available19 minutesJanuary 7, 200716+Subtitles

    Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison. CARL REINER also returns as Marty, Evelyn's old fling.

  11. 11. Dead from the Waist Down

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 21, 200716+Subtitles

    Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie's girlfriend.

  12. 12. Chocolate diddlers

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 4, 200716+Subtitles

    When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).

  13. 13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 11, 200716+Subtitles

    When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.

  14. 14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 18, 200716+Subtitles

    Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.

  15. 15. Three hookers and a Philly cheesesteak

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 25, 200716+Subtitles

    While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

  16. 16. That Darn Priest

    Not available19 minutesMarch 18, 200716+Subtitles

    Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.

Additional Details

Amazon Maturity Rating
16+ Young Adults. Learn more
Supporting actors
Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor