Green Acres

Lisa's first day is a disaster due to Mr. Haney moving out all the furniture and then some.

Lisa goes back to New York to get their furniture causing the townsfolk to think that she has left for good.

Oliver is hoodwinked into renting a rooster from Mr. Haney. Of course he will need to rent a hen to make the rooster crow. It is the first of many things he will buy/rent from Mr. Haney.

Lisa finally get their furniture delivered from New York but it's sent to the "New" Haney place.

Oliver's Hoyt-Clagwell tractor breaks down & his neighbors come to the rescue.

Oliver plants crops using a bizarre country formula. Lisa can't grasp the principal of electricity.

Oliver finally gets a phone installed but it's placed on top of the telephone pole.

Eleanor the cow is pregnant and everyone thinks that it's Lisa who is expecting.

Olives gets in trouble with Lisa when he forgets how long they have been married.

Lisa is against buying neighboring property owned by the Watsons until she see their farmhouse. Thinking it's part of the deal, Lisa sells the Watsons' furniture to Mr. Haney and has their things brought over. All of this happens while Oliver is in New York arranging the financing.

Oliver is allowed to join the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department if he'll play an instrument in their marching band. As Chief Joe Carson explains, they have more parades than fires. Patiotic speeches follow as Oliver takes his new duties very seriously.

After Lisa lists Oliver in the new phone directory as an attorney, he fears he'll be flooded with calls wanting his legal advice. Instead, he turns cranky when his phone doesn't ring. Meanwhile, Lisa accepts the challenge of baking a cake. Oliver's first potential customer has the misfortune of facing Lisa's 20-pound pound cake.

Oliver will make considerably more on his apple crop if he gets it to market first. He hires local high schoolers to pick the fruit and uses their old truck to haul them. As the rickety vehicle suffers numerous breakdowns, the apple prices begin to drop. Finally, Lisa's "hotscakes" come to the rescue.

Ralph Monroe is smitten with Hank Kimball, but discovers that he won't date a woman with a man's name. She asks Oliver to file court papers to have her name changed to something more feminine. While in court, Oliver learns that his license to practice law is not recognized by the state. This sends Oliver back to the books to study for the state's bar exam.

Lisa agreed to try out the farm for six months. Today's the day she decides whether to stay in Hooterville or return to New York. Everyone anxiously awaits her decision. In the meantime, Oliver flashes back to their first days on the farm, his physical mishaps around the house, and the lousy products Haney's tried to sell him.

Lisa believes that Oliver's beginning to crack under the pressure of running the farm. After he claims to have seen a spotted horse and a zebra, she calls Doc Watson to give him a checkup. Lisa's attempt to slip Oliver a sedative backfires, resulting in her taking a very long nap.

In this classic series' premiere episode, New York City attorney Oliver Wendell Douglas satisfies his desire for the simple life by buying a farm, much to the chagrin of his wife, Lisa.

Oliver is ready to get farming, but Lisa puts her foot down and says she will leave unless they can hire a decorator to fix the house! Meanwhile, Kate Bradley teaches Lisa how to make "hotscakes."

When Oliver sends a sample of his soil to the State Scientific College, a report comes back that his farm contains ingredients never before found in soil. Could his soil problems just be cosmetic?

Oliver plants his entire 160 acres with wheat, only to hear from The Crabwell Corners Conservation and Stabilization Committee, a local farm organization, that he was only permitted to grow eight acres of wheat...because of Mr. Haney.

Lisa is shocked that Hooterville has no beauty parlor, and the Ladies' Every-Other-Wednesday Afternoon-Discussion-Club nominates her to make it happen. Of course, Oliver's mother is happy to help, even if it means underhanded tactics.

Sam Drucker is leaving on a much-needed two-week vacation and talks Oliver into assuming his duties as deputy sheriff. But Oliver soon learns enforcing the law isn't quite as easy as it looks.

Whatever you do, don't say her name and especially while playing checkers down at Drucker's! An old hag named Molly Turgiss (Renie Riano), who died twenty years before the Douglases came to town, might be haunting them.

It's a few days before Oliver's birthday, and Lisa doesn't know quite what to get him...until the old Hoyt Clagwell goes kerflooey! So, she goes out and buys the biggest and fanciest tractor she can find.