Angela Anaconda

Today is the vote for the class field trip for the class. Angela and Johnny are voting for the Monster Truck Rally, but Nanette and her walkie-talkie friends are voting for the Ballet Russe. // It's the annual class field trip. Angela's class is going to the Quazeduds Space Museum where they are going to meet Astronaut Bob - a real live astronaut!

Angela arrives at her beginner ice skating class to find that Nanette has also joined! // Angela's has to write a poem about someone she that admires, so she chooses her dog, King.

Angela is the only one who hasn't picked her Rainforest project, and she is sure that Mrs. Brinks is going to freak. // Angela is so excited that her Mom, Gen, has asked Angela to be her sculpturing assistant for an entire weekend!

Josephine Praline tells Angela that if she cannot be nice to Nanette she will never be "touched by an Angel", and her life will be nothing but trouble. // Nanette's poodle, Oo-La-La has gone missing, and there is a reward for her safe return.

A foreign Prince visits Angela's school and guess who is picked to show him around? // When Gordy expresses an interest in football, through horticulture, Coach Rhinehart looks for a "few good men" to teach his boy the finer points of the game.

Nanette, who is absent from school with the flu, was head of the Spring Fling decorating committee, until there is a draw held to replace her. // Josephine Praline has opened up confession in a large cardboard box and Angela goes to purge her guilty conscience.

Angela is looking forward to showing off her new English Trenchcoat to her classmates, but arrives to find that Nanette has her very own designer version of the same coat! // When Angela's dog King really eats her perfect homework, on account of it was covered in bacon grease, Angela doesn't know what to do.

Angela unscrambles a sentence in English class to read: "I like Bob and hot chocolate". // The Abatti's and the Sabatto's are feuding over their rival pizza parlors.

Angela tries to break her personal record for bubble-gum blowing. // When Nanette insists that her pure bred French poodle, Oo-La-La is superior in loyalty to Angela's dog King, Angela decides to prove her wrong by luring Oo-La-La away from the Manoir estate and hide him in her backyard.

Angela can hardly contain her excitement, because she is finally allowed to go on the annual fishing trip with her Dad Bill and her dorky brothers. // It is time to pick teams for the annual class relay. Angela is captain of team Lemon and Nanette is captain of team Lime and they are both set to win the Top Secret prize.

Angela is fed up with her baby sister Lulu. // According to Nonna and Nicky Abatti, Johnny and his parents are moving! At first all Angela and Gina can think about is Johnny's toys that he should leave for them.

While impatiently waiting in a long line to use the girl's bathroom Angela begins to wonder why there is no line for the boy's bathroom. Maybe the boy's room is considerably larger than the girls? // When Uncle Nicky gets sentenced to driving a garbage truck for community service Johnny invites Angela and Gina to come along for a ride.

Mapperson's Bakery is running a contest to find a new 'face' for the Mapperson's Bakery Delivery Truck. // Angela is totally embarrassed that her Dad, Bill is making her dance with him in the annual Father-Daughter Ho-Down. Even worse he is taking her shopping for Western Duds!

Angela's class is working on their multiplication tables and for once Angela is having no problems because Gina Lash - smartest in class has been helping her study. // Mrs. Brinks poses as the model during Art Class. Nanette of course draws a picture of a beautiful woman barely resembling Mrs. Brinks whereas Angela tries to capture the "true woman".

A series of events in the Anaconda household lead Angela to believe that she is not a real Anaconda and must be adopted. Angela goes on a mission to discover her true identity and her real family. // Angela hasn't had a good night sleep all week. Her brothers and baby sister keep making noise that keeps her awake.

Angela is so excited about wearing her new 'highway-worker-orange' windbreaker to school she completely forgets that it is St. Patrick's day. // Mrs. Brinks is handing out parts to the school play "Miss Etiquette - the musical" and of course Nanette gets chosen for the lead role.

When Angela's Dad gives her a bad haircut right she takes her brother's autographed baseball hat without his permission. // Angela is excited that it is finally her turn to work in the school store. Johnny Abatti is to be the manager and Angela the helper.

Angela's Mom starts to feel guilty when she sees that her passion for her artwork often distracts her from her motherly duties. // Angela is delighted when all of Mrs. Brinks letters of commendation to the School Board about Nanette culminate in the School Board advancing Nanette to the Fourth Grade!

Gina can hardly contain herself - she just witnessed Mr. Brinks coming out of the sporting goods store with Badminton Rackets. The kids know what that means - Naked Badminton! // When Angela comes down with a case of Pink Eye her Mom tries to make her feel better by making her a black eye patch just like pirates wear.

After Josephine tells the class about Ash Wednesday, Nanette, wanting her memory to live on for eternity, suggests that the entire class participate in sacrificing something for forty days. // Sherman, the class chick, escapes from his box, and Angela convinces Ms. Jenerette, the school crossing guard, to leave her post and stop the chicken from crossing the road.

Angela learns that everyone receives a higher allowance then she does. Her friends explain that in order to get more money Angela must do more work around the house. // Angela happens upon Gordy, who is in a funk because Gina has a new boyfriend and it isn't him. Her heart seemingly belongs to Jimmy Jamal. Angela is quick to volunteer herself as matchmaker.

'Babble Balls' were all the rage... until Angela had enough money buy one. // Grandma Lou arrives at the Anaconda's for a surprise visit, and Angela goes to great lengths to ensure they get to room together.

Angela and Gina plan for a fabulous sleepover. Devious delights are happily agreed upon until Angela's brothers remind her just how obnoxious they truly are. // Distracted by an orange sash and delusions of grandeur, Angela volunteers for the prestigious position of school hall monitor.

Angela decides that she has had enough of clapping erasers and she yearns to never return to school again. // It's library amnesty day at Tapwater Elementary School. In order to avoid expensive fines, everyone returns their overdue books.