Episodes
S1 E1 - Pilot
September 20, 201521minAs the Short familys lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what lifes all about.Available to buyS1 E2 - Interruptus Date Breast Movin'
September 27, 201522minJoan organizes a family meeting after Matt walks in on her and John being intimate; Jen hires breast-feeding consultants; Matt and Colleen have a bad date; and Heather and Tim move with the help of ex-cons.Available to buyS1 E3 - Sleepy Email Brunch Tree
October 4, 201521minWhen Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family, he coaches her through the difficult task of connecting with them.Available to buyS1 E4 - Prison Baby Picking Golf
October 11, 201521minThe siblings congratulate Greg after word spreads that he stood up to Joan for passive-aggressively questioning Jens parenting skills.Available to buyS1 E5 - Babe Secret Phone Germs
October 18, 201521minTim and Heather unintentionally make things incredibly awkward for Tyler when he brings his gorgeous new girlfriend, Clementine, to meet the family.Available to buyS1 E6 - Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce
November 4, 201521minWhen Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess, Chad uses the opportunity to pitch them his new business venture.Available to buyS1 E7 - Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto
November 11, 201521minWhen Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust.Available to buyS1 E8 - Mexican Godparent Maize Farts
November 18, 201521minJoan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleens cauliflower dish.Available to buyS1 E9 - Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste
November 25, 201521minWhen Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time theyve had in months.Available to buyS1 E10 - Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong
December 9, 201521minGreg is still bitter over an accident that sidelined a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago, so they decide to finally settle the score.Available to buyS1 E11 - College Stealing Santa Caroling
December 16, 201521minColleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. Also, Joan tries to hijack Larks first Christmas from Jen and Greg, Samantha gets lice from a mall Santa, and Tyler announces his plans for college.Available to buyS1 E12 - Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie
January 6, 201621minHeather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialize with, but Sophia and their son dont hit it off.Available to buyS1 E13 - Gym Party Garage Lobster
January 13, 201621minGreg joins Colleens gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out.Available to buyS1 E14 - Will Trash Book Spa
January 20, 201621minWhen Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesnt turn out to be as relaxing as they expected.Available to buyS1 E15 - Soccer Gigi TV Mikey
February 3, 201621minWhen Joans freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him.Available to buyS1 E16 - Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant
February 10, 201621minWhen Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian, repeatedly hits on her.Available to buyS1 E17 - Hair Recital Rainbow Mom
February 17, 201621minWhen John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family.Available to buyS1 E18 - Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak
February 24, 201621minAfter realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than hed like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesnt get along well with Joan.Available to buyS1 E19 - Pestilence War Famine Death
March 2, 201621minJohn and Joan disagree with their neighbors, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines are drawn.Available to buyS1 E20 - Prank Assistant Gum Puppy
March 9, 201621minFeeling threatened by Jen¯¿½›ªs very handsome new assistant, Jake, Greg tries to appear more masculine.Available to buyS1 E21 - Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie
March 30, 201621minTim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win.Available to buyS1 E22 - Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring
March 30, 201621minJohn and Joan reveal a shocking secret they�۪ve kept from their kids for 35 years.Available to buy