Dilbert

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) is put in charge of a project to come up with a new product. His fellow employees, Wally (Gordon Hunt) and Alice (Kathy Griffin), tell Dilbert about a guy who turned into a chicken after he was put in charge of a project that he was unable to name. As the project hits one snafu after another, Dilbert's reactions begin to increasingly resemble those of a chicken.

When Dilbert (Daniel Stern), Alice (Kathy Griffin), and Wally (Gordon Hunt) are working on a new prototype, they realize they are competing against the notoriously ruthless Lena to come up with the best idea, and the losers will be transferred to the dreaded Albany.

When rumors of competition in the field reach Dilbert (Daniel Stern), he is forced to push up the deadline on the Gruntmaster 6000.

When it is time to test the Gruntmaster, the legendary and jaded Bob Bastard is brought in to put the prototype to the test. Alice (Kathy Griffin) and Wally (Gordon Hunt) are completely under Bob's spell, so it is up to Dilbert (Daniel Stern)to make sure the Gruntmaster passes its final test.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern), Alice (Kathy Griffin), Wally (Gordon Hunt) and the Boss (Larry Miller) go to Elbonia where their factory is located to manufacture Gruntmasters.

When Dilbert (Daniel Stern) discovers Wally (Gordon Hunt) reading Dogbert's (Chris Elliot) investing book, the two get involved in an elaborate stock buying charade orchestrated by Dogbert, and wind up owning a controlling interest in their own company.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) arrives at work to discover that someone has been in his cubicle, rearranging his stuff and using his computer. When, Dilbert, Alice (Kathy Griffin), and Wally (Gordon Hunt) stake out Dilbert's desk to catch the marker thieves, they discover it is a group of tiny engineers, who have been literally downsized.

When a cold epidemic hits the office, Dilbert (Daniel Stern) realizes the importance of his own office, with a door, in order to stop the germ spreading cycle.

With the year 2000 rapidly approaching, the employees discover that the computer mainframe, known as Black Betty, will break down when it becomes 2000.

When Dilbert (Daniel Stern) was little, he has was diagnosed with "the knack" for technology by the garbage man disguised as a doctor, which ensured his career as an engineer. At work, Dilbert drinks from the Boss's (Larry Miller) coffee cup, which infects him with management DNA and he loses "the knack."

Driven by the need for a new plaque to cover up a dead fly stain on his wall, the Boss (Larry Miller) has volunteered to chair the "Associated Way" charity drive. Of course he has no intention of doing this himself and appoints Wally as charity coordinator.

Dilbert (Daniel Stern) is sick and tired of the holidays and feels they have all become a big waste of time. Dogbert (Chris Elliott) goes to Congress under the auspices of the APWDBUD (The Association Of People Who Drink Beer And Use Dynamite) and convinces them to vote on consolidating all holidays into one -- National Dogbert Day.

Much to Dilbert's (Daniel Stern) horror, he finds out the Boss (Larry Miller) has already shot an infomercial for the Gruntmaster 6000 and has sent the machine out to a family for field-testing. The family, an incredibly dumb one from the depths of rural Texas, has no idea that they have in their possession a machine that could annihilate the entire solar system.