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Two and a Half Men

7.1201212 Seasons16+Subtitles and Closed CaptionsX-Ray

Television's top-rated comedy is growing up! Charlie Sheen stars as a veteran bachelor who may finally be reined in by his new live-in fiancee. But with his brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, Charlie's Malibu mansion might be getting too crowded!

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
English [CC], हिन्दी, தமிழ், తెలుగు
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Episodes (22)

  1. 1. 818-jklpuzo

    Not available22 minutesOctober 2, 201116+Subtitles

    On the seventh season premiere, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea (JENNIFER TAYLOR), and his old flame, Mia (EMMANUELLE VAUGIER).

  2. 2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    Not available20 minutesOctober 9, 201116+Subtitles

    When Charlie's fiancee, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star KELLY STABLES), Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.

  3. 3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    Not available20 minutesOctober 16, 201116+Subtitles

    Alan (JON CRYER) plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (ANNIE POTTS). Meanwhile, Jake (ANGUS T. JONES) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.

  4. 4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Not available20 minutesOctober 23, 201116+Subtitles

    Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

  5. 5. For the Sake of the Child

    Not available22 minutesOctober 30, 201116+Subtitles

    Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

  6. 6. Give Me Your Thumb

    Not available20 minutesNovember 6, 201116+Subtitles

    Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

  7. 7. Untainted by Filth

    Not available22 minutesNovember 13, 201116+Subtitles

    Charlie & Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

  8. 8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

    Not available20 minutesNovember 20, 201116+Subtitles

    Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star TRICIA HELFER - Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

  9. 9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Not available21 minutesDecember 4, 201116+Subtitles

    Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

  10. 10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'

    Not available20 minutesDecember 11, 201116+Subtitles

    Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.

  11. 11. Warning, it's Dirty

    Not available19 minutesJanuary 1, 201216+Subtitles

    Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. CARL REINER guest stars as a famous TV producer whom Evelyn invites for Christmas dinner.

  12. 12. Fart jokes, pie and Celeste

    Not available22 minutesJanuary 15, 201216+Subtitles

    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.

  13. 13. Yay, no polyps!

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 5, 201216+Subtitles

    Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents (guest stars STACY KEACH and MEAGEN FAY), only to return home and find them in his living room.

  14. 14. Crude and Uncalled For

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 12, 201216+Subtitles

    Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case (STEVEN ECKHOLDT).

  15. 15. Aye, aye, Captain Douche

    Not available22 minutesFebruary 19, 201216+Subtitles

    Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.

  16. 16. Tinkle Like a Princess

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 26, 201216+Subtitles

    Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea! STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.

  17. 17. I Found Your Moustache

    Not available21 minutesMarch 18, 201216+Subtitles

    Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.

  18. 18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Not available21 minutesApril 8, 201216+Subtitles

    Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend (TRICIA HELFER), while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient (FRANCES FISHER).

  19. 19. Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave

    Not available18 minutesApril 15, 201216+Subtitles

    Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).

  20. 20. I Call Him Magoo

    Not available21 minutesApril 29, 201216+Subtitles

    Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."

  21. 21. Gumby with a Pokey (fka Another Hairy Adventure)

    Not available21 minutesMay 6, 201216+Subtitles

    Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his girlfriends past - and ZZ Top!

  22. 22. This is Not 22 Gonna End Well

    Not available21 minutesMay 13, 201216+Subtitles

    After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. And much to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party on the seventh season finale.

Additional Details

Amazon Maturity Rating
16+ Young Adults. Learn more
Supporting actors
Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor