King Of The Hill

When Bill develops diabetes due to his poor eating habits, he is forced into making some serious lifestyle changes.

When an environmental scandal hits Strickland Propane, Hank suggests the company go green; and Dale begins scheming ways to profit from it.

When Kahn's idol buys an abandoned house in the neighborhood to build a flimsy mansion, the gang bands together to save the neighborhood from going down hill.

When Strickland Propane goes digital with a page on Myspace, business rises... but so do the problems.

When the students at Tom Landry Middle School have to pass a standardized test, the faculty is put in jeopardy because of "no child left behind;" and Principal Moss comes up with a plan to outsmart the system which affects Bobby.

Peggy wants a big, flat-screen TV; and then she decides to invest in companies that make things that Bill, "the average American consumer," buys.

When Hank and a new neighbor butt heads over how to run the "order of the straight arrow" committee, Hank takes it upon himself to show the boys how an old-school "arrow" has a good time.

When Peggy throws a baby shower for Luanne, lucky's sister myrna and Peggy end up butting heads over how Luanne will raise her child.

When buck Strickland is inducted into the national propane hall of flame, he asks Hank to accompany him to Memphis to keep him out of trouble; and discovers that he has an illegitimate son.

When Peggy and Hank's date night runs long, and they forget to pick up Bobby, Bobby uses their guilt to compete for their love; but his plan backfires when Peggy and Hank stop giving him everything he wants, and resolve to spend more time with him.

When Hank and his buddies get a second chance to play the team that beat them in their big high-school football state-championship game, Hank breaks his nose during practice and must get plastic surgery to correct it.

When Peggy realizes she's uncool, she befriends Katt Savage--the coolest mom at Bobby's cotillion classes--in hopes of becoming her new best friend... and therefore becoming cool again.

When Nancy Gribble takes a job as a newswoman in Dallas, Dale goes crazy transforming their home, and Nancy goes just as wild climbing the mountain to the top.

When Bobby's laziness and misconduct upsets Hank, lucky offers to take Bobby to his church.

When Hank is given a box full of his late father's belongings, he discovers a list of his father's off-the-wall last wishes; including wanting Hank to flush his ashes down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used.

When Bobby signs up for a little league, tension develops between Hank and the coach after he is accused of giving up on his son.

When Luanne discovers a knack for entertaining babies with her manger-baby puppets, she decides to become a children's entertainer.

When Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer, the hills attempt to welcome their Canadian neighbors to America, but soon discover that the welcome wagon isn't so welcome.

When Bobby is befriended by a trio of older girls, Hank worries his son is being emasculated; and Hank and the guys build the ultimate homeless cart for a local bum.

Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and heading to Hank's.

Bill decides to take in roommates, and Hank fears it will lead to disaster. Meanwhile, Bobby and Joseph go ghost hunting at their school.

Dale attempts to give Joseph the "sex talk" but fails to, and takes a test claiming he has "dementia" leading to him joining a mental home, but then realizes he has to get out before Joseph and Lori go "all the way".

Hank inadvertently advises Kahn not to pick up his medication at the pharmacy, which Kahn needs to stabilize his manic-depression. Meanwhile, Bobby tries to find the humor in a "Raymond J. Johnson, Jr." comedy record.

Thankful to finally have something in common with his son, Hank is proud when Bobby's knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the state championships.