2000 Tatoos But Don't Judge Me

Meet Keith, suburban husband and father of 4. He is also covered head to toe in tattoos and now seeks to move his family to a new neighbourhood. Young Torz is single and on the dating scene, looking for someone who will love her, piercings and all. Finally, we see Matthew, AKA ‘Body Art’, embarking on a new business venture, needing to interact with the more conservative business sector

As Keith starts to house-hunt, we hear a bit of his story, see him with his family in a normal setting, and learn how his change has led to a veritable addiction. Torz tries speed dating and gives us a glimpse into her past with stories of ex-boyfriends; And Matthew, enrolled in an entrepreneur workshop, stops in to visit his parents who provide some insight into his youth and transformation.

We continue to learn more about Keith’s possible OCD and compulsion to tattoo as we watch him meet face to face with potential neighbors. Torz takes the plunge and askes someone out on a date. Now a wardrobe upgrade is in order. And Matthew gets himself psyched up for his business seminar but is put under pressure to make a good first impression as the place is hard to find and he is running late.

As the series wraps up, we follow Keith as he visits potential homes, beating his wife’s expectations as it goes much better than she thought; Torz preps for her date which turns out to be fun and easy, they go bowling and seem to really hit it off; and Matthew completes his entrepreneur workshop to a successful conclusion and feels ready to embark on his new business venture.