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Two and a Half Men

IMDb 7.02006X-Ray16+
The boys are back for a snappy, smart season of TV’s #1 comedy hit. And while a drop-dead gorgeous parade of Sandys, Mandis and Kandis march in and out of Charlie’s Malibu beach house, the true heart of the series remains the makeshift family that calls this place home – including carefree bachelor Charlie, his finicky chiropractor brother Alan and Alan’s outspoken young son Jake.
Starring
Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. Jones
Genres
Comedy
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English [CC]العربيةDanskDeutschEspañol (Latinoamérica)Español (España)SuomiFrançaisעבריתIndonesiaItaliano日本語한국어Norsk BokmålNederlandsPolskiPortuguês (Brasil)Português (Portugal)РусскийSvenskaไทย中文（简体）中文（繁體）
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EnglishDeutschEspañol (España)Español (Latinoamérica)FrançaisItalianoPolskiPortuguês
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Episodes (24)

  1. 1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
    This video is currently unavailable
    September 19, 2005
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted by his tightly wound brother.
  2. 2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
    This video is currently unavailable
    September 26, 2005
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate...
  3. 3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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    October 3, 2005
    22min
    16+
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    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile.
  4. 4. Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
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    October 10, 2005
    22min
    16+
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    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days.
  5. 5. We Called It Mr. Pinky
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    October 17, 2005
    22min
    16+
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    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence.
  6. 6. Hi, Mr. Horned One
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    October 24, 2005
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie is thrilled that he's dating Isabella (JODI LYN O'KEEFE - "Nash Bridges"), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman--until Alan points out that she's a spooky Satan worshiper.
  7. 7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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    November 14, 2005
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spending the evening with his stalker, Rose, celebrating her birthday.
  8. 8. That Voodoo That I Do
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    November 14, 2005
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    After Charlie's romantic overtures towards Mia, an attractive ballet teacher, are rejected, Charlie tries to prove to Alan that he can persuade Mia to go on a date with him.
  9. 9. Madame and her Special Friend
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    November 21, 2005
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Academy Award and multiple Emmy Award winner CLORIS LEACHMAN - "Malcolm in the Middle," "Spanglish") is romantically interested in Alan.
  10. 10. Something Salty and Twisted
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    November 28, 2005
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that describes him as a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy."
  11. 11. Santa's Village of the Damned
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    December 19, 2005
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy, both he and Charlie gain weight.
  12. 12. That Special Tug
    This video is currently unavailable
    January 9, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out…
  13. 13. Humiliation is a Visual Medium
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    January 23, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lying…
  14. 14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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    February 6, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    After a month and a half of abstinence, Charlie is quite eager to consummate his relationship with Mia.
  15. 15. My Tongue is Meat
    This video is currently unavailable
    February 27, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia. Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy routine that Mia has introduced into their relationship.
  16. 16. Ergo, The Booty Call
    This video is currently unavailable
    March 6, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age--and mortified to introduce her to Evelyn--Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi, to Jake's birthday party.
  17. 17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
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    March 13, 2006
    22min
    16+
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    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie.
  18. 18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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    March 20, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi. When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan leases a new one for her.
  19. 19. Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
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    April 10, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house.
  20. 20. Always a Bridesmaid Never A Burro
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    April 24, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Charlie is now dating Kandi's (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) mother, Mandi (recurring guest star GAIL O'GRADY).
  21. 21. And the Plot Moistens
    This video is currently unavailable
    May 1, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    Jake's teacher, Francine (JULIA CAMPBELL), calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school.
  22. 22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie
    This video is currently unavailable
    May 8, 2006
    22min
    16+
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    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When a cute girl from Jake's school invites Jake to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women.
  23. 23. Arguments for the Quickie
    This video is currently unavailable
    May 15, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    When Charlie finds out that his ex-girlfriend, Mia, is in town with her dance troupe and wants him to come to her performance, he opts not to go…
  24. 24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
    This video is currently unavailable
    May 22, 2006
    22min
    16+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], العربية, Dansk, Deutsch, Español (Latinoamérica), Español (España), Suomi, Français, עברית, Indonesia, Italiano, 日本語, 한국어, Norsk Bokmål, Nederlands, Polski, Português (Brasil), Português (Portugal), Русский, Svenska, ไทย, 中文（简体）, 中文（繁體）
    Audio languages
    English, Deutsch, Español (España), Español (Latinoamérica), Français, Italiano, Polski, Português
    With Charlie and Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) arranging their wedding, their families meet, and things immediately begin to fall apart.

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Supporting actors
Marin HinkleConchata FerrellHolland Taylor