According To Jim

God gives Jim the power to reinvent women.

Jim cheers up Cheryl by forging suggestive notes from the delivery man.

Taking an interest in health and safety, Cheryl sets new household rules.

Cheryl and Jim's evening alone turns into an all-out food fight.

Jim struggles to care for the kids and household while Cheryl is away.

Jim and Dana follow Ruby on her date with an older boy.

Jim snoops in his daughters' diaries.

Jim and Cheryl plan for romantic time alone, but the kids interrupt.

Jim donates all of the kids' old furniture and clothes to charity.

Jim hosts Gracie's party, turning it into a wild squirt-gun fight.

Jim convinces Cheryl about turning the basement into a media room.

Jim uses Andy's gift certificate just before Andy remembers he has it.

Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering.

Andy meets the perfect girl and worries that she will break up with him.

Dana hypnotizes Andy to find out the cause of his breakups.

Cheryl wants to have a game night, but Dana knows she cheats.

A chance meeting in the supermarket lets Jim in on Cheryl's secret.

The devil (James Lipton) comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him.