On MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino flaunts washboard abs and a party boy image. But when it comes to his taxes, he’d rather play than pay. So it’s GTL: Gym-Tan-Lock-up.On MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino flaunts washboard abs and a party boy image. But when it comes to his taxes, he’d rather play than pay. So it’s GTL: Gym-Tan-Lock-up.