Bad Cop, Bad Cop

After radio talkback king Howard Mays launches an on-air assault on the police force, the Commissioner appoints Pud to head up an internal anti-corruption unit. Red and Lou decide to do their bit for police relations and visit Mays for a friendly chat, which results in Mays suing the Police Service for harassment. Things look grim until a client of Tracy's reveals Mays has a hairy secret.

When Detective Norman 'Blue' Whales is summonsed to a Judicial Inquiry into police involvement in a tow truck scam, he turns to Red and Lou for help. The boys must find some way to prevent him taking the stand and call on Tracy to help Blue suffer an accident that will conveniently rob him of his memory. When that fails, they must come up with a way to ensure Blue will never rat on his mates.

Pud has bad news for the boys - the Commissioner wants their resignations in light of the Royal Commission findings and their complete lack of resolved cases. The Balaclava Bandit bank robber is still on the loose, but the problem is, to solve the crime, Red, and Lou will lose one of their more profitable earners. Things look bad until Barry, the flasher, gets busted outside a nursing home.

The Minister for Workplace Relations has been filmed in some compromising positions and Pud gives Red and Lou the job of making sure the tape doesn't see the light of day until he gets to show it at his birthday party. Red gets depressed when he runs into his ex-wife Raelene and her new partner, Craig, and receives an invitation to their wedding.

Pud calls upon Red and Lou to cover up the death of the former Leader of the Opposition found 'in situ' in a motel room. Armed with some spray and wipe, they begin cleaning up the evidence only to discover while the politician's mistress plans to dine out on the story, his wife wants it hushed up and has greater forces on her side. In the end Red and Lou broker a deal to keep everyone happy.

It's shopping time for Red and Lou as they make their annual pilgrimage to Maroubra Menswear for new suits, shirts, ties, socks, and jocks. But Lorraine, the Acting Manager, won't play ball, refusing to give the boys the discount they feel they're entitled to. Red and Lou decide to persuade her to change her mind, and in doing so, help out the local school soccer team at the same time.

Federal Agent Arch Menzies has Red and Lou by the balls, after catching them on film helping to 'clean up' a drug importer's home. In return for making the tape go away, they must help the Feds catch Mr. Big - Bruno Rocco. But Bruno is willing to share the profits of his hash oil lava lamp imports, so Red and Lou decide to find a bigger Mr. Big to take the fall.

Lou is experiencing a problem with his firearm, which has become dangerously unreliable. Meantime, trouble erupts down at the pub as 'The Count' makes a play for control of the pokies and a bloodbath ensues. Red and Lou must find a way to keep the peace while retaining their own ten percent.