Barney Miller

Fish meets his match in a young girl he picks up for suspected theft. Wojo, the Precinct's Public Information Officer, inadvertently causes a rumor to be spread about an impending disaster for the city.

Barney and his detectives are locked up with a man with a mysterious fever, a prostitute, and Inspector Luger when the station is quarantined.

A night locked up at the stationhouse becomes an unscheduled informal encounter for Barney, his detectives and their "guests" when they are quarantined.

Some of the problems faced by police on Election Night include a rich man who shoplifts lingerie and a pedestrian hit by a flying toilet seat.

Barney Miller's jail is occupied by a man convinced he will turn into a werewolf at midnight and commit horrible murders.

Driver, passengers and suspect end up in the 12th Precinct when a hijacked bus crashes in the neighborhood.

Detectives must arrest a 70-year old man who hasn't left his apartment for 35 years, as well as coping with two runaways and a preacher of doom.

A detective arrests a citizen on a charge of "non-involvement" when the man refuses to help catch a criminal.

Barney Miller has problems when the lights go out in the 12th Precinct and a woman psychiatrist takes a shine to him.

Christmas Eve sees no decrease in crime; Sgt. Fish goes undercover dressed as Santa Claus to capture a crook.

Capt. Barney Miller discovers that the strange behavior of several detectives resulted from the consumption of hashish-laden brownies.

A man who writes obscene graffiti and a woman who has attempted suicide meet in jail and are immediately attracted to one another.

The detectives of the 12th Precinct have to cope with an irate landlord, a musket-toting oldster and a blind shoplifter.

A report critical of detectives upsets the 12th Precinct and Wojo threatens to resign when he learns he'll have to walk a beat.

A religious criminal scolds Det. Wojehowicz for not attending Mass regularly and then sets the police station on fire.

The parents of a runaway girl attempt to snatch her away from her new religious cult and Barney has to work out a reconciliation.

Barney Miller must decide whether a sex therapy clinic offers legitimate therapy, or is just a high-class cover for a house of prostitution.

While Det. Harris struggles to hold down two jobs, his colleagues deal with a minister who sells stolen goods and a bookmaker who uses a retarded boy as a numbers runner.

Captain Barney Miller locks horns with the State Department when Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician.

Sgt. Fish is disguised as a woman on the anti-mugging squad, while the other detectives try to catch a man seeking revenge against the U. S. Army.

The detectives of the 12th Precinct must search their consciences and weigh the moral and ethical consequences of a New York City police strike.

When his men go on strike, Captain Barney Miller tries to run the 12th Precinct single-handedly, while also dealing with a man-hungry spinster.