Barney Miller

Worried about Sgt. Fish, who has failed to arrive for his last day of work before retirement, Barney must deal with trigger-happy neighborhood vigilantes.

Faced with the pressure and finality of his retirement, Fish deludes himself into believing that he will continue working.

Captain Barney Miller and his detectives become nervous and paranoid when a fumigator discovers a hidden microphone in the precinct squad room.

An ecology-minded graffiti artist threatens to protest environmental contamination by committing suicide in Barney Miller's squad room.

When a body is stolen from a local mortuary, Capt. Miller receives help from an unexpected source: retired Detective Fish.

Barney's men apprehend a drunk who tried to rob a store without a weapon, and an inventive crook who has been getting all his ideas from TV police shows.

New York City is brought to a standstill by a blizzard and Capt. Miller and his men are plagued by a dead body, an irate lawyer and a slightly deranged citizen who claims that a new ice age has begun. Exec Producer: Danny Arnold

A drug bust exposes an investigation of possible corruption in the 12th Precinct.

On Thanksgiving Day, Capt. Miller aid his men must arrest a man who stabbed his brother-in-law over a piece of turkey, and three escaped mental patients who are causing a disturbance at an automat. Producer: Danny Arnold

Wojo is buried alive, the precincts telephones are dead, and Harris still hasn't found an apartment with a terrace.

Capt. Miller sends for the FBI when the bomb squad brings in an atomic bomb designed by a student for his master's thesis.

Captain Miller handles a dispute between the operator of a sperm bank and an outraged customer who claims that his deposit has been destroyed.

The detectives of the 12th Precinct encounter a series of strange events after arresting a man who claims to be haunted by a poltergeist named Julius.

As Barney Miller and his detectives deal with a sugar addict and a elderly bounty-hunter, Det. Yemana suddenly doubles over with an appendicitis attack.

Barney seeks help from a female district attorney when a woman brings a charge of rape against her husband.

Capt. Miller fights to forestall the forceful eviction of a tenement full of impoverished tenants.

Although relieved of his command, Captain Miller is the only policeman with whom the besieged tenants of a condemned building will negotiate for a non-violent exodus.

Capt. Barney Miller has his hands full with a wheelchair-bound shoplifter, a new detective, and Woo, who is experiencing difficulties in his dealings with the opposite sex.

While an irate citizen complains of the pornography being displayed at a distinguished art gallery, Captain Miller and his wife face marital crisis brought on by the dangers of police work.

A wild-eyed gunman forces Capt. Miller and his men to serve time in their own jail in the company of a loony ventriloquist and his obscene dummy.

Evaluation reports worry the officers at a time when they must contend with the elderly, married proprietors of a vandalized pornography shop, and an assailant who will give no name, only a number.

A wife claims that her husband is converting her assets into gold; the Air Force investigates Wojo's claim of having seen a UFO.

The mayoral inauguration is hectic for the 12th Precinct officers as they rescue a political suicide, investigate the mayor's hate mail, and learn of Harris' resignation.