Benidorm

The first day of the holidays, and chaos reigns at the Solana Hotel.

The Solana’s new manageress - Joyce Temple-Savage is organising a dance competition for the guests.

Mick brother Pete is due in Benidorm with dad Stan for a stag party. To everyone’s surprise, Pete is about to get married.

The Garveys are alarmed by rumours of a gang kidnapping and stealing their organs, and a stranger bundles Madge into a car.

The British Olympic Synchronised Swimming team is in town to practise, and Joyce has persuaded them to stay at the Solana.

Madge is preparing for her wedding to Mohammed, but Mick and Michael discover who he really is.

Joyce is convinced that at last the hotel assessor has arrived, and nothing must go wrong while Mrs Simmonds is in residence.