Bert the Conqueror

Bert attempts to walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.

Bert wildly sprints downhill attempting to finish before a roll of cheese.

Bert tackles Michigan's top thrills, such as a backyard "Abusement Park."

Bert competes to catch a muddy pig in Florida and the winner takes it home.

Bert conquers the most action-packed rides at Universal Orlando Resort.

Bert faces his fear of heights by riding Colorado's highest thrill rides.

Bert is injured before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.

Bert races an ATV over a mud pit at the annual Eagle Mountain Mud Run.

Can Bert withstand 15 tons of flying tomatoes at the Seattle Tomato Battle?

Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.

Bert prays he can outrun a colossal plastic ball down a 1,000-foot hill.

Bert tests America's future thrill rides and drives military tanks.

In Texas, Bert conquers the boardwalk and confronts his fear of heights.

Bert seeks the Heartland's best thrills, including a maniacally muddy 5K.