Bizarre ER

This episode features: a housewife who performs haberdashery on her husband, stitching up his cut arm with a needle and thread without any anesthetic; a dog walker who has a finger pulled off after getting it caught in the leash of her runaway dog; surgeons who save a man impaled on a fence post.

This episode features: a teenager who has literally shot himself in the foot; a walker who is bitten by an adder, Britain's only venomous snake; a woman whose heel hangs off after trying to maneuver a boat with her foot; a jogger who's struck by a million-volt bolt of lightning conducted through the crucifix hanging around his neck.

This episode features: a man who has bizarre ballooning lips; a farmer whose knee is obliterated by his runaway sheep; a mechanic who carves up his finger in a car fan belt; a DIY enthusiast who nearly dies after excavating his intestines with an angle grinder.

This episode features: a man who's bitten by his landlord; a toddler who's "attacked" by a deckchair; a butcher who makes mincemeat out of his own thumb; a woman whose eye was devoured by a flesh-eating bug.

This episode features: a teenager who superglues her fingers together while applying false nails; a granny who mangles her ankle while in church; a DIY enthusiast whose attempt at woodwork turns into the East Anglian Chainsaw Massacre; a schoolboy who's skewered like a human kebab on a flagpole.

This episode features: a worker at a supermarket who has sliced off his fingertip and brought it to the ER in a grocery bag; a toddler who has hidden cash in his gullet for three months; a carpet fitter who's knocked out after accidentally inhaling too much aerosol adhesive; a farmer whose jaw hangs off her face after a freak accident with a cow.

This episode features: an instructor who develops a hole in his head after walking into a car door; a chef who slices off his finger tip while serving pizza; a shop fitter who has a two-meter steel rod plunged into his eye and needs firemen in the operating room to get it out.

This episode features: an agricultural lecturer who has been poked in the eye by a knife covered in cow manure; a taxi driver who is left with a broken wrist after slipping on the waste of a sick passenger; a door glazer who shoots himself in the finger with a nail gun; surgeons who save a man after he accidentally hacks his head in half with an angle grinder.

This episode features: a butcher impaled on a meat hook; a woman who breaks her hip killing a wasp; a gardener who undergoes emergency surgery to salvage his fingers that were lacerated by a lawnmower; medics who save a scalped man.

This episode features: a pig handler who has landed in the ER after being charged by a sow; a trumpeter who takes off the top of her finger with a bike chain; a pensioner who is a sight for sore eyes after accidentally using Olbas Oil instead of eye drops; a man who has his scalp shaved off after a car crash.