Bizarre ER

This episode features: a man who accidentally barbecues his own buttocks; a builder who is impaled through the thigh on a meter-long pole; a footballer who is wheeled into the ER with his kneecap facing the wrong way; medical professionals who confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they've ever been confronted with.

This episode features: a driver who is run over by the mechanic sent to repair his car; a schoolgirl who is injured playing "Wii Sports: Tennis;" a man whose testicles require treatment after being squashed in a motorbike crash.

This episode features: a teenager who steps on a red-hot four-inch nail; a woman who is injured after punching her partner in her sleep; a lumberjack who slices into his own arm with a chainsaw; medics who save a woman impaled on razor-sharp railings.

This episode features: a rugby player whose finger is bent ninety degrees the wrong way; students who are scorched by an exploding bonfire; a driver who falls flat on her face while chasing her runaway car; a DIY enthusiast who lops off the top of his thumb with a circular saw; a farmer who is mowed down by a combine harvester.

This episode features: a clubber who is crushed by a speaker; a teenager who has a bulbous boil caused by a chafing bra strap; a schoolgirl who has a toy train track stuck on her finger; surgeons who repair a cyclist's face after a freak fall.

This episode features: a schoolboy who is smacked in the eye by a toilet doorknob; a student who has a three-centimeters-long needle embedded in her leg; a man who accidentally immerses his hand in boiling hot tar; a gardener who loses a leg in a lawnmower accident.

This episode features: a man whose karate chop ends with his thumb bone poking out through his skin; a teenager who passes out while preparing for a date; a charity worker who squashes his foot after a colleague drives over it; a boat captain who has an anchor catapulted at his face.

This episode features: a woman who is wounded trying to kill a flea with a pair of pliers; a pantomime dame whose elbow swells to an alarming size; a man whose leg bursts open after falling out of his loft trying to retrieve Christmas decorations.

This episode features: a schoolgirl whose finger has a sewing machine needle embedded in it; a man who has a hole in his leg after crashing his go-kart; a man whose fingertips are sawed off while trying to prune a bush; a man who is impaled on an industrial-sized corkscrew.

This episode features: a pheasant hunter who survives being shot in the head; a schoolboy who breaks his elbow after a trampoline dare goes wrong; a ten-year-old who staples his own finger; surgeons who save two lives after a pregnant singer is impaled on a five-foot microphone stand.

This episode features: a cook who has bulbous blisters after spilling roast potato fat all over her arms; a schoolboy who rips open his armpit after falling out of a tree; a cheerleader who is injured after being dropped during an airborne maneuver; two ultralight pilots who crash after a freak nosedive from one thousand feet.

This episode features: a schoolboy who cuts his head open after falling on a flower pot; a decorator who lacerates his leg after trapping it in a stepladder; a boy who gets a peanut stuck in his ear trying to perform a magic trick; a woman who has a large swollen knee after slipping while running to catch a bus.