Blue Mountain State

Three incoming freshmen attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

Denise gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy.

When the team has a curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized possession gets passed around leading to an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease.

Billy the goat mascot and Sammy are kidnapped by a rival school.

After too much slacking, Alex gets demoted to third string. He is ecstatic at first, but then realizes that the third stringers are a bunch of freaks.

After losing two games in a row, the team participates in a Drug Olympics to exorcise their demons.

The nation's top high school quarterback arrives for Recruit Weekend, Alex makes it his mission to get him to commit to BMS so he can remain the backup.

When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

Several players find themselves failing off the team; The guys providing sexual favors for the professor's 80-year old mother to avoid failing off the team.

During Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 am Monday to 6 am Tuesday, Alex hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him.

Alex gets fan mail from a guy who wants Alex to date his daughter.

Thad forces the team to use his "'oil change" method to pass the NCAA drug test. Sammy takes advantage of his mascot costume to score with the ladies.

The Mountain Goats head off to Louisiana after receiving an unexpected Bowl Game invitation; Thad, Alex and Sam spend the night trying to rescue Craig.