Car 54, Where Are You?

Toody and Muldoon are chosen to drive the president of the U.S. to the United Nations building.

Muldoon and Lucille go to extremes to prove they aren't having an affair.

Toody and Muldoon find it impossible to stop doing everything alike.

Muldoon flashes back to twelve years ago to trouble he had with Schnauser.

Toody, Muldoon, Schnauser and Wallace audition for the "Mitch Miller Show."

Mrs. Bronson refuses to leave her new apartment even though the building has no walls.

A group of confidence men attempts to swindle Sylvia Schnauser and Toody by mistake.

The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

Toody goes undercover and becomes the national underworld leader.

Toody goes crackers attempting to teach Capt. Block's parrot to talk.

While recovering from a diet, Sylvia is hired to do cookie commercials.

The partners sell cash-stuffed furniture.

The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

The partners think the captain is a thief.

The officers transform Muldoon for a date.

Crooks buy a restaurant next to a bank.

A paroled bookie returns to his old ways.

Toody opposes Muldoon for club president.

Toody and Muldoon escort Soviet officials.

An elderly gang copies a previous crime.

The Toodys' boarder is a counterfeiter.

Muldoon forgets the partners' anniversary.

The officers try to help an alcoholic.

The partners seek guests for a bar mitzvah.

Thieves use TV ideas.