Comedy Central Presents

Gabriel Iglesias acknowledges his resemblance to Shrek, pranks his troublemaking friend and uses a roller coaster to determine which of his pals is the biggest.

Bill Burr gripes about office cubicles, explains why he could never marry an older woman for money and describes what he loves about spell-check.

Bruce Bruce expresses his love for white people, waxes poetic about glazed doughnuts and describes his unsual family tree.

Jackie Kashian explains her hatred for salespeople and reveals why she needs to play violent video games.

Earthquake complains about Alabama's staggering heat, explains why marriage is rough and objects to the rising cover charges at church.

Paul F. Tompkins explains why he knows more about jazz and balloon shopping than anyone else.

Carol Leifer unveils the secrets of making love to a woman and explains near-death experiences.

Laura Kightlinger shares the keys to performing stand-up comedy and gives tips for hanging up on your mother.

Jake Johannsen explains why there's no Victoria's Secret for men and reveals that dogs have perfect-sized brains.

Patrice O'Neal discusses the importance of creating a paper trail, Americans' arrogance and why he couldn't kill his own food.

Otis Lee Crenshaw and The Black Liars perform songs about the loneliness of work, the musical charms of women, and life in prison.

Freddy Soto reflects on growing up Latino and shares the Mexican home remedy for athlete's foot.

Ron White talks about his wealthy in-laws, describes being thrown out of a bar in New York City and admits to being a cowboy who doesn't like to hunt.

Charlie Viracola wants to create his own planet where masturbation at the post office is allowed, George W. Bush isn't and toes aren't considered pre-existing conditions.

Jeff Stilson talks about his love of televised sports, recounts the miracle of childbirth and weighs the pros and cons of married life.

Sheryl Underwood weighs in on problems in Catholicism, explains why she likes George W. Bush and talks about the struggles of dating.

Dwayne Kennedy reflects on post-9/11 racial tensions, weighs in on changing demographics and empathizes with Osama bin Laden.

Eddie Brill breaks down post-9/11 New York City, thinks Ted Kennedy is invincible and explains why all religions deserve respect.

David Feldman explains how his daughters made him a feminist, compares the effects of different drugs and rails against sex education in schools.

Robert Hawkins talks about Army life, traveling the world and bad haircuts.

Joey Kola weighs in on modern fatherhood, can't figure out funding for space and lists the only four things men want in life.

Jeff Dunham consults his pal Walter about marriage, questions Melvin the Superhero's abilities and helps Peanut the Woozle figure out where he is.

Daniel Tosh finds a new use for cargo pants, tricks people at the airport and describes his idea for a new game show.

Gregg Rogell describes the benefits of riding a specific subway line in New York City and laments his lack of incentive for quitting smoking.