Comedy Central Presents

Jeremy Hotz discusses cheating at Battleship, describes the horrors of men's locker rooms and shares his feelings about his nose.

Dane Cook knows what everyone is thinking at the DMV, considers the consequences of teleportation and imagines the invention of giving someone the middle finger.

Kathleen Madigan describes how she spends her excessive amount of free time and shares her thoughts on alien abductions.

Jim Gaffigan thinks Mexican food is a conspiracy, talks about the dramatic advantage of wearing glasses and explains why it's difficult to date without drinking.

Dom Irrera gives his take on his shrinking grandmother, the perils of honesty and partying with Irish people.

Ralph Harris reveals just how gross women can be and explains his secret desire to be handcuffed.

Stephen Lynch sings about his first sexual experience, getting wasted with his best friend and a new breed of superheroes.

Greg Giraldo gives his no-holds-barred take on disgusting strip clubs, American idiocy and his wife's first pregcy.

Don "DC" Curry offers some sage advice on raising kids and dealing with dysfunctional family members in this stand-up special.

Johnny Sanchez deals with the challenges of being both a third-generation immigrant and a short guy looking for romance.

Brian Regan discusses the serving size of Fig Newtons, weird food combinations and the effectiveness of his yoga workout routine.

Judy Gold describes her unusual "Law & Order" gig and puts her chronic nasal problems to good use.

Arj Barker looks back on the golden age of smoking, opens up about his terrifying long-distance relationship and describes an enlightening trip to Ireland.