Comedy Knockout

Jessimae Peluso makes an impassioned plea to the church of Scientology, Clayton English explains how Jessimae's name is synonymous with trailer parks, and Noah Gardenswartz is now very worried about his weight.

Sean Patton gets really fired up over balls, and Yassir Lester is the self-proclaimed realest male feminist in the game. Plus, find out what part of Morgan Murphy's body is just like an apple.

Find out why Dulce Sloan needs a dome shaped casket at her funeral, what Josh Wolf would not say at a women's march, and what soundtrack Pete Lee thinks is playing in hell.

Tamer Kattan shares his obsession with pigtails, Gina Yashere knows what would have been tweeted from the Garden of Eden, and Sean Patton does a few laps around the stage.

Arden Myrin hits on Tone Bell's tight beard like a third base coach, Tone knows what Arden hates about pharmacists, and Kyle Kinane's idea of a cat bath is not what you'd think it is!

Matteo Lane wants to talk about the bees and the bees, JP McDade does a killer Trump impression, and Tone Bell has a specific organ to donate.

Josh Wolf explains how southerners dress, Mo Mandel knows an evil hot air balloon pilot when he sees one, and Dulce Sloan and Mo make a hair-touching arrangement.

Gina Yashere knows about black people who listen to country music, Kevin McCaffrey reacts to his pics, and Julian McCullough pays Kevin a potato-themed insult.

Gina Yashere knows what not to say after sex, Josh Wolf finds out what he and Wolverine have in common, and Kyle Kinane has rigor mortis in his pants.

Yassir Lester gets Jessimae Peluso pole dancing like a Russian, Jessimae gets real about PMS, and Dave Hill finally gets the truth when he asks "who's with me?"

Julian McCullough knows what not to tell his kids about sex, Arden Myrin reveals Julian is a mistake she'd make at a wedding, and Joel Kim Booster makes an impassioned defense of a famous chef with bleach tips.

Noah Gardenswartz definitely knows what not to say as a drug dealer, Gina Yashere pulls no punches about juice cleanses, and Matteo Lane reveals which Easter bunny he'd swipe right for.

Dave Hill certainly knows what NOT to say during a protest, Arden Myrin reveals how throwing shade can make America great again, and Tone Bell finds out what age rednecks start border patrol.

Learn what Clayton English calls "edible gentrification," Julian McCullough thinks you shouldn't say if you're Amish, and Jessimae Peluso steals from the audience.

Find out what Arden Myrin, Matteo Lane, and an artisanal pickle maker have in common - and why Arden's "Undies Dance" gets Josh Wolf all hot and bothered.

Find out how Sean Patton turns a twelfth birthday card into a weird sex-ed class, how many bodies Casey James Salengo can deadlift, and what country Mehran Khaghani thinks Sean could be a sex symbol in.