Comedy Knockout

Dulce Sloan illustrates the benefits of twerking at zero gravity, Dave Hill becomes the number one all-time CKO crowd high-fiver, and Casey James Salengo is ready to Stomp a mudhole in both their candy asses.

Gina Yashere definitely knows what not to say at a gun store, Tone Bell reveals an intimate past with an audience member, and Matt Kirshen goes hard on Tone's failed sitcom history.

Noah Gardenswartz knows where Kevin McCaffrey's hamster is hidden, and Kevin reveals he's the only white guy on the panel who knows he's white. Plus, Dulce Sloan will marry Noah, but there's one thing she won't do!

Seaton Smith knows exactly what not to say at a rap battle, Arden Myrin reveals a curiosity for dolphin love, and Sean Donnelly does a roast impersonation of Arden that even she is impressed with.

Paul Virzi proves he's the worst camp counselor, Gina Yashere defends women in fedoras, and Josh Wolf risks beheading if he ever goes to England!

Megan Neuringer knows what not to touch at a dog show, Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one, and Chris Distefano may soon be single.

Megan Neuringer has a surefire sexy way to get out of picking up the check, Julian McCullough takes a lot of heat for his drug dealer shirt, and Tone Bell has harsh words for Karaoke goers!

Mike Vecchione knows way more about boy bands than a grown man should, Bonnie McFarlane gives a revealing report on the weather in her pants, and Tim Dillon shares a gruesome reason for choosing 12 cats over six kids!

Mehran Khagani reveals the best way to silence a musical theater fan, Sean Donnelly's chest jiggling heats things up, and Megan Gailey looks beyond the grave for love.

Sean Patton has a minor breakdown, Julian McCullough proves he should never chaperone a school dance, and Marcella Arguello rises above all the height bashing!

Amanda Seales definitely knows what not to say at a renaissance faire, Matteo Lane kisses frogs for a very special reason, and Josh Wolf discovers an entirely new disease in Matteo's mustache.

Ahamed Weinberg explains why he prefers Asians, Alonzo Bodden wants to beat the hell out of Ahamed, and Lynne Koplitz recognizes her own past in one unfortunate audience member.

Jessica Kirson puts everyone on edge with her porn choices, Noah Gardenswartz knows what not to say at an all-black state fair, and Donnell Rawlings' singing strategy falls flat.

Megan Gailey confesses how much she lies about drinking, Mike Lawrence figures Megan hasn't been happy since prom night, and Dan St. Germain has an extremely inappropriate place to put a raccoon.

Arden Myrin is so horny because of all the denim and facial hair on the panel, Randy Liedtke nails Brendon Walsh's movie doppelgänger, and Brendon thinks Arden's actually just a bunch of mice in a human suit.

Aida Rodriguez has a thing for customs guys, and old pals Rich Vos and Robert Kelly rip each other over Rich's dementia and Robert's inevitable autopsy results.

Jessimae Peluso makes an impassioned plea to the church of Scientology, Clayton English explains how Jessimae's name is synonymous with trailer parks, and Noah Gardenswartz is now very worried about his weight.

Sean Patton gets really fired up over balls, and Yassir Lester is the self-proclaimed realest male feminist in the game. Plus, find out what part of Morgan Murphy's body is just like an apple.

Find out why Dulce Sloan needs a dome shaped casket at her funeral, what Josh Wolf would not say at a women's march, and what soundtrack Pete Lee thinks is playing in hell.

Tamer Kattan shares his obsession with pigtails, Gina Yashere knows what would have been tweeted from the Garden of Eden, and Sean Patton does a few laps around the stage.

Arden Myrin hits on Tone Bell's tight beard like a third base coach, Tone knows what Arden hates about pharmacists, and Kyle Kinane's idea of a cat bath is not what you'd think it is!

Matteo Lane wants to talk about the bees and the bees, JP McDade does a killer Trump impression, and Tone Bell has a specific organ to donate.

Josh Wolf explains how southerners dress, Mo Mandel knows an evil hot air balloon pilot when he sees one, and Dulce Sloan and Mo make a hair-touching arrangement.

Gina Yashere knows about Black people who listen to country music, Kevin McCaffrey reacts to his pics, and Julian McCullough pays Kevin a potato-themed insult.

Gina Yashere knows what not to say after sex, Josh Wolf finds out what he and Wolverine have in common, and Kyle Kinane has rigor mortis in his pants.